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Saturday 17th July 2004
Raz has banned his avatar (which i like to call Mr Cuddles) for 2 days after an incident in the Queue of the local supermarket during "walkies". The Rabid animal mistook the old lady in front's leg for a side of ham. Luckily no long term damage was caused.
Tex was arrested after causing chaos at a nearby beauty contest. Realising that he was not one of the lucky people picked off the streets to be judged infront of celebs yesterday he attemped to threaten the judges by threatening to throw this entire collection of bjork CDs into a burning waste paper bin. Police are becoming increasingly concerned about his welfare as this is not the first suicide attempt the Forum Diva has made.
lil bitchiness has gone into hiding after speculation that the CIA are investigation her sucess, charisma and her all out b|tchiness. It was rumoured that the star would be making an appearance at her local sandwich bar but after this scare it is understood that she will not be purchasing any savoury products until further notice.
silver_tears has been spooted making a rather unusual purchase today. The star of "A Killer Movie" was seen at her local Animal sanctuary buying a Pink cow. It is rumoured that the cow produces Strawberry milkshake amoung other Strawberry flavoured dairy products.
The pchycopathic killer known as Korri is thought to have kidnapped the matrix star Keanu Reeves today at his LA manson. The maniac had this to say...
" well we all have to get some, one way or another and the guys that were on offer werent really to my liking....is this being recorded?? oh well, no thats a complete and utter lie, i would never do such a thing, its lies i tell you its all lies!!"
I was Korrio Idiovich and this was KMC Today detective
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