Things you never hear a woman say

1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
2. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?
3. A fake one will do
4. You look stressed out, let me give you a bl*wj*b
5. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it
6. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body
7. My mother is a real old bitch
8. No, No, you buy me too much already
9. Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it
10. What headache?
11. Put your money away, let me buy the round

If anyone thinks of more then please post.

[Added censor to no.4 for the kiddies 😄 - Raz]

Corran, you get slapped a lot, dont' you?

Actually no, people tend not to take humour too seriously, they actually laugh at it, I've been slapped once which is not bad.

depends on who's smacking 😉

here is another one

(Things you never hear a woman say)
Corran I want to have sex with you

so tex can?

Originally posted by finti
here is another one

(Things you never hear a woman say)
Corran I want to have sex with you

and your real name is?
Mine is Oleiv Fintland 😄

His real name is Big Dick McGee. 😂

I seem to be completely unable to appreciate Corran's recent humour. Must be the girls I have gone out with over time. Which I will admit is not many.

Well you've never had the chance to go out with me.

in a bikini

hahahaha, yeah ush Gundy loves to wear bikini's

One more thing women dont say
"Leave the toilet seat up"

Who is this new phinney ?

yeah I've heard girls say some of those things, it all depends on context

did i offend you gundy, cause all that stuff finti was saying

I am impervious to offensiveness. Unless you pick on my pets.

your pets are very cool

what kinda pets?

*jumps at chance to talk about pets again*

I have a male Bichon Frise named Puff who is 13. He is my little pumpkin ! I also have a male black labrador retriever named Tytus who is 9 and a female yellow lab/golden retriever named Cricket who is 7 1/2. They're my kids !!! 😎 😎