Things you never hear a woman say

*throws down a broken parachute* Here you go dexx

don't need one
*ignites jetpack*

So that's where Boba Fett's jet pack went. If I were you I'd run.

yeah, it's still malfunctioning

*shoots jet pack*

What? What's that ya say?

well duh?...state of the art tech, it's designed to work with only one engine too.

*shoots other engine*

that mandalorian crap sucks.

*calls reinforcements before hitting the water*
shoot this:

*drops atom bomb on plane*

Kaboom!

yeah yeah sure.
*short machinegun fire*
Your plain's goin' down....besides the atom bomb includes you in the range too.

So? 😮‍💨

nothin'

You wanna know a few other things women never say?

12. Go ahead, squeeze em!
13. Let's have a drinking contest. I bet I'll get drunk faster than you can!
14. Could you have that wonderful friend of yours come over? I'm thinkin of a threesome tonight...

"ill drink it all, i love the taste"

15. You're so much more intelligent than me.

😂

and then the guy's supposed to say: " no i'm not " 😆