The Bible Logic Quiz! Are You A Good Christian?

Take this test and see! 😆

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/biblelogicquiz.html

This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.

A) Heaven

or

B) Hell

If you answered A) you are a true Christian! If you answered B) you are a heathen!

LMAO!

Then I guess I'm a heathen, because as much as I think of myself a Roman-Catholic, I honestly can't see such a person recieving atmittance into Heaven.

That test made me hate online Christian test makers even more. Little surprise - I am a resounding heathen. If anyone would care to join me, I propose kicking down the gates of heaven, throwing out evil, murderous tyrant man(and his God), and rewarding those who really deserve it.

Who is with me?

Oh, and this would probably done better in the religion forum. Don't be shocked if it gets moved.

I got ****ed on the first one.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I got ****ed on the first one.

Yes, I love the way they don't even let finish the test, rather telling you "Wrong! Study the Bible!" after each question.

Uh you guys do know that site is a parody, right...?

Originally posted by Imaginary
Uh you guys do know that site is a parody, right...?

You might be right, it didn't seem radical enough on the first glance.

Originally posted by Imaginary
Uh you guys do know that site is a parody, right...?

i hope so:

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

Correct Answer: B (Hell) The girl never believed Jesus is the Son of God because she never reached an age or level of maturity at which she could maintain such a belief, thus she is being sodomized by the devil as you read this.

too crazy

Originally posted by The Pict
i hope so:

7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.

Correct Answer: B (Hell) The girl never believed Jesus is the Son of God because she never reached an age or level of maturity at which she could maintain such a belief, thus she is being sodomized by the devil as you read this.

too crazy

Actually it would probably be more like Limbo...maybe purgatory.

Oh, my god.........I'm getting all the answers right.......... 😂
I guess I should answer this on how I really feel and not from what I've been raised as.....It's like I have a "cheat card"......lol

Originally posted by debbiejo
Oh, my god.........I'm getting all the answers right.......... 😂
I guess I should answer this on how I really feel and not from what I've been raised as.....It's like I have a "cheat card"......lol

It's not really hard to get the answers right, you know. It's harder to actually believe it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually it would probably be more like Limbo...maybe purgatory.

for a little girl too young to understand religion to be condemned to hell?

Originally posted by The Pict
for a little girl too young to understand religion to be condemned to hell?

Hey, you settle your beef with Dante, I'm just the messenger.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's not really hard to get the answers right, you know. It's harder to actually believe it.

Originally posted by debbiejo
True.........I know all the ways of salvation......I will enter one way or another.........I have all the cheat cards from all the denominations and all the religions of the world...... 😎

Look, you don't accept Jesus as your saviour (only saviour)...you are screwed.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey, you settle your beef with Dante, I'm just the messenger.

a "punishment" like that cannot be true. the site was obviously a joke (but not a funny one)

Originally posted by The Pict
a "punishment" like that cannot be true. the site was obviously a joke (but not a funny one)

Well, actually that is the true belief someone would have that believes in it (haha, I know). It's funny anyways.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Look, you don't accept Jesus as your saviour (only saviour)...you are screwed.

btw, I don't believe in all those myth stories......I'll remember to say that while I'm burning in hell.......

Originally posted by debbiejo
Ill just say I was confused........and offer a gift...flowers

btw, I don't believe in all those myth stories......I'll remember to say that while I'm burning in hell.......

And God will refuse it.

Do so...I'm aiming for Limbo, hanging out with all those great people sounds like a lot of fun.

is that even true?

please answer me no joking.