Originally posted by The Pict
a "punishment" like that cannot be true. the site was obviously a joke (but not a funny one)
Hey, we actually have people sometimes on this forum who believe such things - that a truly good person will be sent down to hell for all eternity for just not believing, while the biggest, most evil murder of all time could repent 5 seconds before death and enjoy heaven for eternity.
The site is a joke, but one that is very close to the truth for many of the black/white mentality Christians, who make plenty of things just like this.
The site IS a satire. But if you go to the "Get the Answers!" link on the bottom of the quiz, you'll see the scripture of the Bible actually backs it up.
Yes, and thus you'd have Christians who actually agree entirely with the unfair nature of what is being asked.
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
some of the verses are interpreted wrong in my opinion.... 😬
Not necessarily. Interpretation of a religous document is vast and complicated. Which is why there are so many sectors of Christianity.
They're taking the scripture literally to satire Fundamentalist Christians.
Re: The Bible Logic Quiz! Are You A Good Christian?
Originally posted by Draco69
Take this test and see! 😆http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/biblelogicquiz.html
This tyrant hated everyone who was not a white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant heterosexual and attempted to exterminate everyone else, thus resulting in the violent slaughter of millions of people. On his death bed, he sincerely asked Jesus to take over his life.
A) Heaven
or
B) Hell
If you answered A) you are a true Christian! If you answered B) you are a heathen!
LMAO!
What a crock of shit 😐
I somehow knew I'd fail this... miserably 😆
Not believing in "The Lord" doesn't necessairily make anyone a bad person.
For ****'s sake... there are so called "worshipers" who rape/kill/lie/steal/are rasists/etc, and just for the simple fact that they believe in Jesus and ask for forgiveness, they go to "heaven" 😐.
Now, is that justice? 😂
I assume this was a joke... well, it's not funny.
Is it me, or... according to this quiz "The Lord" is a cold blooded dictator?
P.S. I'm an atheist. Y'all can throw rocks at me.
Originally posted by Nellinator
That website is quite obviously a parody to anyone who knows the scriptures. Their answers are flawed and do not take into consideration the entire scripture. Many of their answers are wrong and ignore the grace of God. I was rather disppointed.
Well it is jokish, but assuming one reads the bible in context does the answer change in number 1... is the tyrant still saved despite everything?
And if one reads the Bible correctly does the answer change in number 3? Is she saved or damned?:
"This incredibly kind young Asian woman devoted her whole life to caring for the handicapped and rarely said an unkind word about anyone. However, though a Baptist missionary once witnessed to her for five minutes, she nevertheless chose to remain in the non-Christian religion her parents, grandparents, neighbors and friends had taught her all her life."
Or what about 8? Is the answer there different with the bible in conext? Is he, in a serious debate, saved or damned?:
"This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ. "
Yes, I agree with that. The answers remain the same, only with the "correct" interpretation of the quotes in " context" it makes it sound nicer, more palatable. Basically the only difference I see is the spin.
Good people will go to hell if they don't believe, bad people can go to heaven if they do believe, now we just need to justify this...
* this is one of the most cruel website i've ever browsed, it was never Biblical and used John 3:16 & Hebrews 6:4-6 very poorly...
7. This two-year-old child had parents who were trying to teach her about Jesus every day, but the girl was just too young to understand the difference between clean and dirty diapers let alone the difference between Jesus and the devil. She perished one day in an accident caused by a drunk driver who struck her parents’ car, hurling her from her infant seat into oncoming traffic.Correct Answer: B (Hell) The girl never believed Jesus is the Son of God because she never reached an age or level of maturity at which she could maintain such a belief, thus she is being sodomized by the devil as you read this.
10. An aborted fetusCorrect Answer: B (Hell) Duh! Obviously, a fetus does not have the mental capacity to believe in Jesus. While Jesus, as a rabid anti-abortionist, cries inconsolably each time a little prince or princess is sucked out of its mother's womb, He still picks them out of the vacuum cleaner and flings them into Hell without a moment's thought, simply because He never heard the pre-birth baby say the only words He cares about: "You are fabulous Jesus and I love you more than any real people!".
* there is no way God or Christ will punish an innocent child, moreso if it's only a fetus...
"But Jesus said, Suffer the little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for to such belongeth the kingdom of heaven."
Matthew 19:14
"But when Jesus saw it, he was moved with indignation, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto me; forbid them not: for to such belongeth the kingdom of God."
Mark 10:14
"But Jesus called them unto him, saying, Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for to such belongeth the kingdom of God."
Luke 18:16
* the children belongeth to the kingdom of God in heaven...
6. This man truly believed Jesus is the Son of God but refused to turn His life over to the Lord, instead, continuing a crime spree including rape, child molestation and murder.Correct Answer: A (Heaven) John merely says you have to believe in Jesus to experience everlasting life, not that you have to follow or obey Jesus.
8. This intellectual just couldn’t bring himself to accept the outrageous, conflicting and bizarre stories of our faith. While he dedicated his life to helping others and personally chose not to engage in conduct the Bible deems sinful, he did so based on his personal convictions of right and wrong and not because the Lord ordered him to act that way. He died having helped thousands of individuals escape poverty, but he his intellect would not let him believe in Christ.Correct Answer: B (Hell) Good deeds don’t cut the mustard. Either you let Jesus run the show or you burn. [Good deeds and being kind don't count for crap with Jesus if you don't flatter Him.]
* believing in Jesus but not obeying Him is hypocrisy...
"If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, cannot love God whom he hath not seen."
I John 4:20
* good deeds are Biblical, without it, faith is dead...