Warning if your children are goth!

Started by lord xyz6 pages

Warning if your children are goth!

I saw this on another forum by a guy who got it in his spam folder and just HAD to show it to you!

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~ St. Mary's Catholic Church

This is seriously, what it says! Comments anyone?

i'm not even goth and i do some of those things... 😬

Are you sure you saw it on another forum? Not KMC? Because we had it posted. I just don't remember where..and the search function sucks.

So I'm goth then dodgy

And isn't it called Count Chocula, what the hell is Count Dracula cereal 😑

i even share the bible and my virtues online as a christian. and i know i'm real. and that is plain weird. is that list evn true.. 😬

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you sure you saw it on another forum? Not KMC? Because we had it posted. I just don't remember where..and the search function sucks.
Yep. I'm not allowed to give you the url though. But I can PM it to you if you want.

Edit: Did anyone read all of it? Some of it when I read I just burst out laughing. 😆

wtf are "goth-related foods." ? ? ?

and who doesn't know that it's called Count Chocula! 🤨

Thats funny....I guess that means I'm goth. shock

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Thats funny....I guess that means I'm goth. shock
You need help then! 😆

Did anyone see this?

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

Or my personal favourite:

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

How can you be homosexual and bisexual? 😆

Sometimes I like boys, other times I like girls and boys? It just doesn't work! hysterical2

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

😆 😆 😆


-EXPRESSES AN INTEREST IN SEX

Why am i not surprised ❌ . . . .

Because those people are ****ed up. ✅

Originally posted by Templares
[B]-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

😆 😆 😆


-EXPRESSES AN INTEREST IN SEX

Why am i not surprised ❌ . . . . [/B]

Because you already knew that sex is bad?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Because you already knew that sex is bad?
If sex is bad why does it feel so good?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Because you already knew that sex is bad?

Coming from the guys/gals of St. Mary's Catholic Church, chances are, anything remotely connected to sex is the Devil's work.

Originally posted by Templares
Coming from the guys/gals of St. Mary's Catholic Church, chances are, anything remotely connected to sex is the Devil's work.
So are greek and egyptian symbols.

I bet you won't find any stars of David classed as a "devil worshoping" symbol. 😆

edit: The architectural style of gothic actually started on churches, the whole goth "scene" was originally based on that. Ironic isn't it?

I had some goth neighbors. really weird people.fear

Originally posted by lord xyz
I saw this on another forum by a guy who got it in his spam folder and just HAD to show it to you!

This is seriously, what it says! Comments anyone?


9 of these things apply to me. Anyway how can anyone be bisexual and homosexual at the same time?

EDIT: I just saw xyz posted the same question, oh well...

Originally posted by Eis
9 of these things apply to me. Anyway how can anyone be bisexual and homosexual at the same time?

EDIT: I just saw xyz posted the same question, oh well...

What about "suicidal and/or depressed"?

It says and/ or not homosexual and bisexual. 😉

Either way that list is just so wrong and idiotic. Im not a goth, i spend time on internet, i masturbate, think about sex, eat cereal lol.

Originally posted by Magee
It says and/ or not homosexual and bisexual. 😉

Either way that list is just so wrong and idiotic. Im not a goth, i spend time on internet, i masturbate, think about sex, eat cereal lol.


It says "-Is homosexual and/or bisexual." If they had wanted to say "-Is homosexual or Bisexual." they would've said so. It's a mistake, period.