The ones I do:
-Frequently wears black clothing.Well, I wear black more than anything else.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Hey, I'm sure you like nipple rings too. 🙄
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres ofDoes linkin park count? 😕
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speakGoths are cool!
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, suchyes
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,Yes to all!
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.Caffiene, alcohol, nicotine, anti-biotics, it's all good.
-Drinks alcohol.See above.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.Depression is normal.
-Complains of boredom.Yes yes and yes!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.Sometimes the former, sometimes the latter.
-Is excessively awake during the night.[\quote]Yep.Well it's better than bein' burnt, blind and/or ginger.[quote]-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.Yes.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.Yes again.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)Yes, I speak to the devil.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.Who doesn't?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns andWell, seing as they're cruel to me, YES!
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.yes
-Misbehaves at home.yes
-Eats excessively or too little.Sometimes the former, sometimes the latter.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.Blood is tasty!
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted mediaI'll say yes. Seeing as I've seen a lot of sex, violence and profanity.
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.Yep.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.Yep!
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.🤘
-Expresses an interest in sex.Sex is the meaning of life man.
-MasturbatesRoughly once a day!
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.Since when is Philosophy a religion? Anyway, yes I do like philosophy, it opens my mind.
-Claims to be a goth.I am a goth.
Well lets see my score!
30! 😆 I'm not even a goth! I'm how you say, 'Independant'.
What the... What is wrong with these poor misguided people? may His Infernal Majesty protect them from everyonr who is a normal human.
I was able to say 'yes' to 23 of these, and I'm PROUD of it!!
-Frequently wears black clothing.
Who doesn’t?
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Metallica Rocks!
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
Since when did Ankhs become Satanic? They’re Egyptian signs of PROTECTION!
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Oh dear. I’m doomed. Metallica, I always knew you would condemn me.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
Define “Eccentric”
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Yes, yes, yes, and yes!
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
I guess everyone who reads fantasy books will join me in Hell!
-Complains of boredom.
Yes. I am human.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Oh crud. I knew sleeping ‘till noon was bad, but eternal damnation?
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Aw dammit! That’s the only time I can get on the Internet without my parents looking! See you all in Tartarus!
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
Ummm... WHO here likes sunburn? Point made.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
I am a normal teenager.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Again, I am normal
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
Yes. I go in my room and chant praise to His Infernal Majesty. “AVE VERSUS JESUS CHRISTUS!!!!!!!!!!!”
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Ha! I gotta laugh at this!
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
My teachers hate me, so why can’t I hate them back?
-Misbehaves at school.
My class is doomed.
-Misbehaves at home.
Name one person who doesn’t. I dare you.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Oh shit! I watch Disney Channel! I’ll burn forever!!!!!
-Plays videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature.
Since when did Lord of the Rings games become Satanic? Tolkien was a friggin’ CATHOLIC!!!!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
For the last time, I am NORMAL!!!!!
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
punk
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Philosophy… How evil…
-Frequently wears black clothing.
I black. though my skin is the SW black one, i don't like black much.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
What's wrong with that? though i don't wear stuff like that...
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
black stuff like that makes you look like full of black eyes, have dead lips and dead fingernails IMO. and i don't do that...
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
Nope. never did.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Is that bad? some tatoos*depends on the inscription/pic/or whatever* are cool...
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
that's extremely bad, and i don't do that.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
eccentrically in what way?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
not me!
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
bad... not me...
-Takes drugs.
umm... nope
-Drinks alcohol.
nope...
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
nope...
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
nope...
-Complains of boredom.
um... isn't it really just plain boring sometimes?
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
isn't that usual this days?
-Is excessively awake during the night.
um... you would be if you're doing something important for you...
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
ummm.... nope not me...
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
aren't some teens like that? though my amount of privacy ain't unusual.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
umm... what if you really need it... and what if there was no one else to talk to about something that you want to talk about?
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
umm... sometimes you think about stuff... even think about the bible or something.. 😬
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
you don't wanna be a momma's boy or have no freedom forever right?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
sometimes, but not all the time... sorry everyone.. 😄
-Misbehaves at school.
um.. everyone does that. 😐
-Misbehaves at home.
um.. everybody does that. 😐
-Eats excessively or too little.
ummm... even our pastor loves to eat..
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
i don't even know what those are...
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
yuck!
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
cable tv? everybody does that. Even my mom and dad... 😐
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
umm... what's wrong with that? violence: its not like you're going to do it or anything... 😬
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
not always.. its a hobby... 😬 and some people use it frequently becuase they need to.. >.<
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
i don't know about this... i don't do it anyway...
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
umm.... i don't know about this either.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
umm... 😬
-Masturbates
umm... 😬
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
is being both even possible? and just plain no.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
i don't know about this. I respect every religion, even though i think some are bad.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
umm.. plain no.
-Claims to be a goth.
i don't!
-Frequently wears black clothing.
I have black shirts, but i mostly wear colours during hot seasons 😑
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Yea... 😕
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
I wear eyeliner and mascara.. 😊 thats it
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
.. I have a necklace with a seahorse on it.. its made of silver..
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
.. Cause that is SO rare.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Has my dad read this?
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
Eccentric people make me happy. not depressed.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Eww God Eww sports
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
.. That stuff doesnt involve satan...
-Takes drugs.
So?
-Drinks alcohol.
and?
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
and/or?? Yea im suicidal but im not depressed. wtf? No
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
I like my limbs
-Complains of boredom.
That happens when you have a boring family
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
OMG every teenager in the WORLD?!?!?!
-Is excessively awake during the night.
I'm an insomniac
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
I like light 😊
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Cause I'm usually playing with myself...
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Nope
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
WTF? speak to evil sprits? are you on CRACK?
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
.. Like every teenager?
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
Cause theyre bossy and forceful yeah
-Misbehaves at school.
URduh
-Misbehaves at home.
Not really
-Eats excessively or too little.
I eat excessively.. come here so i can puke green satan juice on you
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
I like count chocula ermm
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
No thank you 😑 weird
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
OMG CABLE? .. i dont have cable.. but i watch it at my boyfriend house
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Are there.. any.. other kind?
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
... I'm.. a geek.. urduh
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Wtf are Satanic symbols? and headbanging rocks my brain around and hurts my skull.. it hurts...
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Oh no!
-Expresses an interest in sex.
I must be a goth.
-Masturbates
Oh i got it bad
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
.. Im gaining point with god now for my heterosexualness
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
... ... Orginized Religion is a cult. INCLUDING christianity and its secs.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
... who the hell.
-Claims to be a goth.
No
WTF?