The official PHINNEY'S B-DAY IN ONE MONTH THREAD

hahahaha, all presents are welcome, Finti those condoms you gave last year were a really great present

one month in advance?
let's try to get it off topic before you get to that day

ok so just give me the presents and the money and the chicks and the well nevermind and then leave me be

I can leave you now

Errr....you'll wait birthdays to approach much more slowly as you get older, phinney.

Just a little piece of advice.

I am amazed about the wiseness of gundark after only being here on this planet for 23 years!

.... and some months 😄

yeah nevermind close this topic. It's dumb what i wrote

what makes you think that?

Oh i just think it is stupid

and why is that?

cause its dumb, anyway lets talk about my b-day, so what are you gonna get me?

air 😄

how about them cherry flavored condoms

that's queeq/finti's department

can i have a .44 magnum revolver

only if you give me the money to buy it

can i have something besides air

a life?

condoms and guns. Slow down phinney....I think there's an age limit in Maine for certain gifts...