The official PHINNEY'S B-DAY IN ONE MONTH THREAD

well for guns maybe, but not condoms, IF SOMEONE GIVES ME SOME!! I have a life yerss, just i try to be like you a lot and thats why i seem not to have one. Just trying to make you feel welcome

oh great! that's it huh? I have no life, huh?
*runs out the room*

I'm sorry yerss, PLEASE come back, I was only doing it to be funny, sorry, boo hoo boo hoo

*cries*
it's ... not fair!
*runs to his room*
*locks himself up*

Oh yerss its alright, i was only doing it to defend myself, now come out and i'll buy you a drink at the bar

*sob*
no; I don't want to!
I'm going to sit here in my room and stay sad and it's all your fault!

please! I beg you, i am really really really sorry.

It's not good enough!

what do i need to do?

shoot ush!

why? he is my friend, what do you hav against him?

you see! you don't want to be friends with me!
*starts to cry again*

YES I DO! but yo won't let me, ok ok *sigh* I will shoot Ush when he gets here

I want proof first!

here is the signed document, and the .44 i will use

slip it under the door

ok, here are both the gun and the document

ok, shoot him and all is forgiven

oh my goood!!!....i am a witness to this!, that's it, i'm telling! UUUUUSH!

you forgot to give me my gun back..please dont kill me