The official PHINNEY'S B-DAY IN ONE MONTH THREAD

No. You're the new form of moose control.

we don't want to scare them to death, right?

when wera a bag over ur head 😉

and then bump into everything? ha!

... on second thought... sounds fun actually...

*puts bag over head*
*starts running around*

now get in that present box.......look, i've made it all comfy

No! I wouldn't want to do that! phinney doesn't deserve that punishment!

but wouldn't u consider it a reward?

free travel, check, free pain, check 😄

free pleasant surprise for phinney, check 😈

unpleasant, I eat too much

that can be aranged

by giving me more food?

food's ok, now more waffles or chocolate.
It's veggies for you

chocolate is made of milk, milk comes from a cow, a cow eats grass, grass is green, vegtables are green, so chocolate is a vegtable

i've got a better one.
chocolate is made of milk, milk comes from a cow, a cow is a piece of meat, vegetables are green, meat is not green ( unless radioactive), thus chocolate is NOT a vegetable.

think that's a very bad one

well, it could be but it's better than yours 😮‍💨

NO I DON'T WANT YERSSOT, PLEASE DONT SEND!!!

not even with a bag on his head delivering a cookie and his frien miss syrup?

oh! that's sounds like an invitation, phinney 😄