Captain America & Batman Vs My Gauntlet

Started by badabing4 pages

1. A Pittbull
2. 20 pissed off house cats
3. 4 Doberman attack dogs
4. 2 angry Chimpanzees
5. A large male Tiger
6. 6 Wolves
7. 2 Leopards
8. A Polar bear
9. A very angry Elephant
10. 6 Lionesses
No weapons, no shield and no costumes huh. The Chimps would give a good fight and fling poo at them, but Bats and Cap would win. A male Tiger may kill them unless they can fashion some spears. The pack of Wolves would really put a hurting on them, but they could get the win. The two Leopards would be a real test. Leopards are strong, they can carry a full grown Gazelle up a tree in seconds. Again, their best shot would be to make a primitive weapon. They get beaten by the Polar Bear. These animals can grow over 12 feet and weigh 2,000 pounds. They can also run a over 30 mph. Cap and Bats would need weapons to bring a Polar Bear down. A pissed Elephant would not lose. They could not even pierce its hide. Their only chance would be to attack its eyes.

The chimps probably kill them. Adult chimps are like 7 times stronger than humans... if they're pissed they're probably stronger still...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The chimps probably kill them. Adult chimps are like 7 times stronger than humans... if they're pissed they're probably stronger still...

Batman wrestled and beat down a bunch of gorillas.

Originally posted by batdude123
Batman wrestled and beat down a bunch of gorillas.

Gorillas are so much stronger than humans that it is utterly ridiculous to imagine a fight between them

Hell... Gorillas are stronger than Grizzly bears

Originally posted by Scoobless
Gorillas are so much stronger than humans that it is utterly ridiculous to imagine a fight between them

Hell... Gorillas are stronger than Grizzly bears

He beat them down.

Originally posted by batdude123
Batman wrestled and beat down a bunch of gorillas.
PIS on the part of the gorillas...

I this pitbull one of the fighter ones?

I don't think they'll get passed it.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
PIS on the part of the gorillas...

🙄

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The chimps probably kill them. Adult chimps are like 7 times stronger than humans... if they're pissed they're probably stronger still...

Bats and Cap are well above average plus they have skill. Chimps aren't 7 times stronger in a way where if Cap can press 1,000 pounds a Chimp could press 7,000 pounds. It also has to do with a Chimps bone density and skeletal strength. Estimates of a Chimp's strength vary between 3 and 7 times an average Human's strength.

No weapons, no gadgets, no shields, no armor. A full grown adult chimpanzee can toss Batman around like a ragdoll with one arm.

If one is going to take that a human can lift 1000 lbs. Then a "peak chimp" chimp in a comic should be able to lift 6-7 times that...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
No weapons, no gadgets, no shields, no armor. A full grown adult chimpanzee can toss Batman around like a ragdoll with one arm.

🙄 😆

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
No weapons, no gadgets, no shields, no armor. A full grown adult chimpanzee can toss Batman around like a ragdoll with one arm.

😠 You sir/maam are an Anti-Batmanite.

😛

Don't be angry. The truth shall set you free. They lose at 4. If not 4, 5. And the Dobermans would mess them up badly.

Originally posted by badabing
😠 You sir/maam are an Anti-Batmanite.

😛

Anti-Dentite!!!

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Don't be angry. The truth shall set you free. They lose at 4. If not 4, 5. And the Dobermans would mess them up badly.

If you honestly think that a single chimp is going to beat Batman, then you have SERIOUS problems and aren't even worth the time to discuss it.

Originally posted by badabing
😠 You sir/maam are an Anti-Batmanite.

😛

ive been trying to figure out which one he/she is for a long time. 😕

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Don't be angry. The truth shall set you free. They lose at 4. If not 4, 5. And the Dobermans would mess them up badly.

🤪 🤨 😖 😑 😐

Originally posted by batdude123
If you honestly think that a single chimp is going to beat Batman, then you have SERIOUS problems and aren't even worth the time to discuss it.
I'm assuming these are "peak chimps".

a chimp has extremely sharp teeth and could rip your fingers off easily.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'm assuming these are "peak chimps".

Yeah, because "peak chimps" (whatever the f*ck they are) really have the brain of a super genius and mastery of 127 different styles of martial arts. 😐