Captain America & Batman Vs My Gauntlet

Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah, because "peak chimps" (whatever the f*ck they are) really have the brain of a super genius and mastery of 127 different styles of martial arts. 😐

Because he simultaneously uses supposed knowledge of 127 martial arts all the time....

Charleton Heston beat a whole freakin' planet of apes which included Gorillas, Chimpanzees and Orangutans. Batman wins this alone against two Chimps.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Peak chimps as in the chimp equivalent of a comic peak human. What they lack in brain they make up for in brawn. They could probably backhand the two across a room with relative ease...

😐 Now I know you're joking. Because neither Cap nor Batman have EVER faced strong opponents. 🙄

Originally posted by badabing
Charleton Heston beat a whole freakin' planet of apes which included Gorillas, Chimpanzees and Orangutans. Batman wins this alone against two Chimps.

Originally posted by batdude123
😐 Now I know you're joking. Because neither Cap nor Batman have EVER faced strong opponents. 🙄

what good are "super brains" if you have no tools or resources to use?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Not chimp opponents... do you think he clears this list though?

Without gadgets, weapons, or a shield, they are NOT harming an elephant. 😉

Originally posted by Scoobless
what good are "super brains" if you have no tools or resources to use?

Being a tactition, strategist, outsmarting your oponent... etc. 😐

Originally posted by batdude123
Without gadgets, weapons, or a shield, they are NOT harming an elephant. 😉

how will he outsmart a leopard on a 1 mile square plain?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Or a tiger, or a pack of wolves...

They could beat the tiger and the wolves. Batman already beat wolves as well. 😉 They may not get passed the polar bear, and they are certainly not getting past the elephant without weapons/gadgets.

Originally posted by Scoobless
how will he outsmart a leopard on a 1 mile square plain?

Same way he does with all his opponents.

Originally posted by batdude123
They could beat the tiger and the wolves. Batman already beat wolves as well. 😉 They may not get passed the polar bear, and they are certainly not getting past the elephant without weapons/gadgets.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
You clearly haven't been reading enough of Britney Spears website on the majesty and mystery of tigers...

Apparently not. 😆 But I did watch a bunch of "Animal Face-off." 🥷

Originally posted by batdude123
Same way he does with all his opponents.

How many of his opponents are leopards?

Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah, because "peak chimps" (whatever the f*ck they are) really have the brain of a super genius and mastery of 127 different styles of martial arts. 😐

Originally posted by batdude123
Same way he does with all his opponents.

captain america + batman<<<<<<<<<<<2 angry chimps ✅

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
captain america + batman>>>>>>>>>>>2 angry chimps ✅

💃 👆 😗

CAP does it by himself... while batman gets him some lemonade.