Ways to know you're OBSESSED with PotC! :)

80. everytime you hear the UN talk about an "immediate cessation of hostilities" in the middle east, you cant help but launch into quoting that scene from 1...
81. you have begun to store precious objects in your hair/braids
82. you have three copies of POTC1: one is stored in your china cabinet with your other valubles, one is at a friend's in case of fire, and one is for your every-day watching pleasure.
83. you get offended when compasses point north
84. you plan on naming your first child Jack
85. your backyard is full of buried treasure/rum... and you invite the neighbor kids over to play "pirates" with you.
86. you now compare all kisses you see or experience with THE KISS...

And then the kids burn the rum like in potc 1?

deja vu

80. You make a slide show and/or video of Johnny and Jack.
81. You can recite the "Persuade Me" and "Curiosity" scenes, word for word.
82. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH JOHNNY DEEP and spend all day finding pictures of him to download.
83. You can't make it to the theatre to see POTC 2, so you watch all the clips you can find from THE MOVIE and watch them in chronological order since it's the closest you can get to seeing the movie.

there are other ways to see it

84. You go into the theater very early in the morning *first show* and hide from the management so you can watch it over and over again until last full show!

85. you thought YOUTUBE was only meant for watching POTC clips, and were amazed to discover it has other videos, too.
86. you have a Beckett dartboard in your room, just for when you get frustrated about something...
87. you wonder how many movies they will make, and begin planning your schedule around being an extra in the next film.

and this one's just random:
88. you think Will's idea when first boarding the dutchman (search the ship until i find your bloody key, cut down anyone in my path) is incredibly stupid and he deserved to get caught for being so dumb as to think he would just find the key. LOL.

86. you have a Beckett dartboard in your room, just for when you get frustrated about something...

ahahahaha. i want to do that now...

87. whenever you hear the words persuade... (or whatever else is in the script) first thing that comes to mind.. POTC...

oh yeah, and...

88. If you've dreamt of POTC more than once... ✅

89. anytime you hear the word 'scarlet' you start laughing.
(this happen to me in church. it was about the COLOR scarlet and i still start laughing. talk about embarrassing... haha)

90. You literally spend hours thinking up all sorts of different theories so you can come back to the board and tell everyone about them.

91. You honestly never thought you could be THIS obssessed with a movie. Until you read all these and realize you're a good 3/4ths or more of them.

92. Everytime you see the The Movie 1 in stores you always go pick it up just to stare and the box and remember certain scenes- when you OWN the movie.

93. Any time someone says "let's go see a movie" you immediatly say LET'S GO SEE PIRATES!!

94. You knew the date for the 2nd one to come out the second it was released and had a countdown going. And the second you got home from SEEING the second one- you looked up the release date for the 3rd one (MARCH 25TH!!) and are now counting down til that one...

95. Whenever you see someone with dreads you giggle uncontrollably.

96. You thought killermovies.com was only good for talking about The Movie until you realized one day that you can also talk about a gazillion others- but still come to this one and only this one.

97. When May comes around you're going to dress like a pirate to go see some movie JUST to watch the Pirates3 preview... then leave.

98. When you randomly hear someone say they love Johnny Depp you get really annoyed and think 'he's mine!' especially if that person is a brat or annoying then you think 'you're not good enough for him...'

99. You get really ticked off when people say they didnt like the 2nd movie when you know its beacuse they DON'T UNDERSTAND IT but refuse to let you explain it to them.

100. You have a Pirates Collection. Which include pictures, quotes, mcdonalds toys, little dolls of the characters, posters, and, you've printing these reasons and put them on your wall. <3

Wow, a solid 100.shocking

cool!

I got a pirates keyring and a pirates mug for my birthday

i got a scarf with skulls on cuz it looks piratey...

Add all of the reasons above i think im very much obsessed

I have a locket that has Jack's picture in it.😄

ohh ace 😄

And I thought my friends at skool had it bad! lol

😑 What? I bought the locket at Hot Topic. They even had one that has Will in it.

None of my friends have it as bad as i do! ^^your lucky that they are obsessed. my friends think im crazyyy!

None of you are crazy!! Trust me, if its crazy I'll know about it!detective