103. You are really gelous because the Mc Donalds near you don't sell the toys 🙁 🙁 🙁
104. You have continusly turned down people you love you because Jack or Elizabeth is the only one for you
105. You can hear the word rum being said one killomiter away
106. You plan to own a large house with a swiming pool in the shape of Jack or a skull and cross bones, life size replica of the black pearl out the front of your house and a personal jet with POTC pics painted on it
107. You can only be friends with people if they have seen both POTC's at least 5 times each. Even then you don't think they have seen them enough.
108. on your phone you have POTC wallpaper and POTC ring tones.
109. you never touch coins other people have given you. (They could be cursed)
111. you continualy tell your friends how you escaped from and island by lashing a pair of sea turtles together with hair from your back.
112. When in school and you are learning about Aztec history you refuse to believe that the chest of Cortaz is fake and screem at your teacher until they agree with you
113. You have been phoned by the RSPCA because you attempt to shoot every monkey you meet and shout "look an undead monkey" while doing it.
114. you use paprika for deoderant