Poems

type in your poem...... selfmade or others..... 😉

Three blind mice
See how they run
..WHERE THE F*CK ARE THEY GOIN'?!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
..JACK BURNT OFF HIS F*CKING D**K!

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her.
Smacked her twice across the head
..F**KED HER A** AND WENT TO BED!!!

Here's something from The Diceman!!!!
funny

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[Edited for profanity! Kids browse these boards, so please be wary of what you post! - Raz]

Yeah, Mujaffa. Watch your language. . . you stupid f**ker. 😉

Mind your language you dumb@$$. 😂

Well, you *&%(*&^ and *%^$#^%$ and you like to !@&%$# and then *(#^%%#.

And another thing. . . it really bothers me when you *^$% while you are *@$@$$%$%.

. . . . son of a $^#&^

This is too funny... 😂

My favorite poem:

Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold
Her early's leaves a flower
But only so an hour
Then leaf subsides to leaf
So Eden sank to grief
So Dawn goes down to day
Nothing gold can stay.

by Robert Frost

Mine's.......

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket,
.......

On second thoughts, forget it. 😄

I can only imagine what that would have said. 🙄

These are more like nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Stop it ! Stop it !

OMG, I'm rolling on the floor !!

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corran does have a way with comedy

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He's better than Patch Adams. 😂

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And I've never even seen Patch Adams.

I recommend you watch Patch Adams at the next available chance you get, I think the Role could have been written for Robin Williams he was excellent.
And so more of the same:

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

*adds Patch Adams to rental list*

*makes note to smack Corran if it sucks*

just smack him now Gundy, you can always say sorry ... later on

If you do smack me now Gundy, you can always kiss me better I suppose.

either way you enjoy it