Poems

Started by Gundark10 pages

Oh I guarantee he'll enjoy it. 😈

Guaranteed. Well that sounds most interesting.

*holds camera ready*

*puts hand over camera lense*

no photos here. Move along.

no photos?
*takes filmcamera out*

Hey Gundy! You promised I was your only spank-ee. 🙁

Well maybe if you'd take that damn pillow off your face sometime. It is morning you know. The aliens all went home.

to Holland

😂 😂

While I am here waiting.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.

very good ones! the two in the middle especially

I think the last one is the funnier.

Little franky. Hehehe.

Originally posted by Corran
I think the last one is the funnier.

nah that one was a clichè

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty
..THAT SLUT!

Itsy bitsy spider
Living in my crotch
Every time it bites me
..ANOTHER BIG RED BLOTCH!

Little Boy Blue.
..HE NEEDED THE MONEY!

still going with the diceman 😆

Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard
When she took her panties off
His wooley d**k got hard

dice rules.... 😆 😂

Mary Had a little lamb
she also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
so they could..........

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ........ your mother's ass
And she had you

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit
Washed it down with some tea

Every single one of you is sick sick sick