Poems

the next one will be Ode to the grammar check 😛

Shouldn't that be Ode to the Grandma cheque?

*falls off chair, still asleep*

tired lately?

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Originally posted by Corran
Shouldn't that be Ode to the Grandma cheque?

😕

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean

hickory dickory dot
your mother was s***ing my cock
the clock struck two
i dropped my goo and
dumped you mother on the next block
BADA-BING

Mary had a little lamb
The Vet was SO surprised.

*raises one eye brow* what!?

🙄 She had a lamb instead of a baby

oh, yeh! very funny!

the clock sruck two the Vet dropped his goo on the babies forehead..¨
one gigant surprise

*shakes head*

Sounds like off topic to me..... 😈

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ine mine miny mo, catch a homo by the toe...

boo!this thread has turned into a LAMe-o-rama

you post something of intellectual interest then, coz I've left my self written poems at home!