Sex question.

Started by Mr. Sandman11 pages
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
How nice of you to offer...

I'm always the gentleman.

Originally posted by botankus
Key advice: When you get married, start skipping the Cheeto aisle on your grocery store visits. It saves money and largely cures this problem.

wtf is a Cheeto?

Originally posted by Fëanor
nor have I. and i've seen that happen to too many of my 'guy' friends when they've been with someone for quite sometime. i've a friend who's been married for less than five years. and his wife, god love her, was hot when they first met. but now...she's on her way to audition for Jabba the Hutt's niece. sad part is...his eyes are roaming too much and wants to go hang at clubs with his 'single' friends. only time i don't think about vagina is right when i reach that moment of no return, you know...where the mind goes blank, the eyes roll back, the breathing becomes quick and shallow... and and...OH GOD!!! HERE I COME.....to save the daaaaaay!!

It does happen to certain people, no doubt about it. I know few examples too *shudder*

But personaly, I didn't keep my weight in control TO get married, I will not get fat because I did.

Besides, eating shitty food will have horrible knock on effect on children - which is unnecessary, unhealthy and irresponsible.

Re: Sex question.

Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why.

Man, if only this was the OTF. 🙂

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Man, if only this was the OTF. 🙂

Go on...say it.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
wtf is a Cheeto?

It's a kind of crisps I believe...US American...looks like this:

Personally I don't know how anyone could want to eat that...now Fritos...I could die for those.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Go on...say it.

Okay . . . STOP TAKING IT UP THE ASS!! 😄

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Okay . . . STOP TAKING IT UP THE ASS!! 😄

That's gross, I have to report you for that...

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's gross, I have to report you for that...
😄

Actually, I just noticed someone else already went there. 😉 The ass, that is.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
😄

Actually, I just noticed someone else already went there. 😉 The ass, that is.

Well, lets be honest, probably a lot of people went there....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, lets be honest, probably a lot of people went there....

Nothing gets past you. 😉

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Nothing gets past you. 😉

Are you implying I'm gay?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you implying I'm gay?

No, but would you like me to? 😕

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
No, but would you like me to? 😕

I wouldn't mind...

Originally posted by Bardock42
I wouldn't mind...

Okay . . . you gay man, you! 😉 Did that float your boat? 😄

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Okay . . . you gay man, you! 😉 Did that float your boat? 😄

Reported again.

😂

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
😂

That is a fun game actually.

What, floating the boat? 😑

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
What, floating the boat? 😑

Sure...that is what I meant....

. . . .sure . . . . 😖hifty: