Sex question.

Started by Victor Von Doom11 pages
Victor Von Doom Latverian Diplomat

I'd just like to distance myself from my fellow posters and members of the same gender.

Women have other parts as well.

botankus Bass-ackwards
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I understand that, but why would one let themselves go just because they have found a boyfriend/husband?

Key advice: When you get married, start skipping the Cheeto aisle on your grocery store visits. It saves money and largely cures this problem.

PVS Restricted
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
...members of the same gender.

redundant

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I'd just like to distance myself from my fellow posters and members of the same gender.

Women have other parts as well.

I'm sure those other parts fall into the category "stuff".

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I understand that, but why would one let themselves go just because they have found a boyfriend/husband?

I don't necessarily understand that notion.

nor have I. and i've seen that happen to too many of my 'guy' friends when they've been with someone for quite sometime. i've a friend who's been married for less than five years. and his wife, god love her, was hot when they first met. but now...she's on her way to audition for Jabba the Hutt's niece. sad part is...his eyes are roaming too much and wants to go hang at clubs with his 'single' friends.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah...more like 100 % of the time...I mean 100% of the time....OH GOD...I CAN NOT LIE.
only time i don't think about vagina is right when i reach that moment of no return, you know...where the mind goes blank, the eyes roll back, the breathing becomes quick and shallow... and and...OH GOD!!! HERE I COME.....to save the daaaaaay!!

PVS Restricted

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I understand that, but why would one let themselves go just because they have found a boyfriend/husband?

I don't necessarily understand that notion.

its like that old joke. scientists have discovered that a seemingly harmless food is in fact the chief cause of obesity in women: wedding cake

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Fëanor
only time i don't think about vagina is right when i reach that moment of no return, you know...where the mind goes blank, the eyes roll back, the breathing becomes quick and shallow... and and...OH GOD!!! HERE I COME.....to save the daaaaaay!!

Oh, you mean when you die?

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I'd just like to distance myself from my fellow posters and members of the same gender.

Women have other parts as well.

yes...and they're all just as tasty too! kinda like a buffet.

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by PVS
its like that old joke. scientists have discovered that a seemingly harmless food is in fact the chief cause of obesity in women: wedding cake
and bon-bons.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, you mean when you die?
right! you keep thinking that.

Victor Von Doom Latverian Diplomat
Originally posted by PVS
redundant

Why? I've met a poster here without a member.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by PVS
its like that old joke. scientists have discovered that a seemingly harmless food is in fact the chief cause of obesity in women: wedding cake

Well, it usually has a lot of sugar in it.

PVS Restricted
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Why? I've met a poster here without a member.

have you ever met a member without a poster?

Victor Von Doom Latverian Diplomat
Originally posted by PVS
have you ever met a member without a poster?

No, but that person does have posters of members.

debbiejo Dreamer

Originally posted by botankus
If this is saying what I think it's saying, then I'm speechless! Are you sure you weren't drinking martini's when this was written? 😂
😮

Mr. Sandman Sintastic

Try a smaller penis.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by debbiejo
I heard one guy say (an ex boyfriend) "If It over lapse a Martini glass, then it's too much"..........WTF????.................THAT'S LIKE NOTHIN....... 😠

And I totally over filled that glass........... 😂

I'm a bowl.............lol

....WTF......... a martini glass............hahahaha......what?? He don't know what to do with it..........hahaha 😆

Originally posted by botankus
If this is saying what I think it's saying, then I'm speechless! Are you sure you weren't drinking martini's when this was written? 😂

Oh God, it does say what you think it is saying, doesn't it?

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.
Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Try a smaller penis.

How nice of you to offer...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh God, it does say what you think it is saying, doesn't it?

Let me get this straight, so that we're all on the same page...debbiejo is stating publicly that she has a vagina as big as a goldfish bowl. Right?

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Let me get this straight, so that we're all on the same page...debbiejo is stating publicly that she has a vagina as big as a goldfish bowl. Right?

I thought she was talking about the lubrication of her goldfish bowl vagina....

Ya Krunk'd Floo Moving with the swell.
Originally posted by Bardock42
I thought she was talking about the lubrication of her goldfish bowl vagina....

Oh, my mistake...So, she lubricates her goldfish bowl vagina with Vodka Martinis...Is that right?

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, my mistake...So, she lubricates her goldfish bowl vagina with Vodka Martinis...Is that right?

Something like that....I lost my English - Debbiejo Dictionary.