Quotes you'll never here

Deadpool: You know what's the best part about breaking the 4th wall? Listening to the witty banter between MM and redatom. Thank god I can't die due to my healing factor. I might miss a zinger!

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Deadpool: You know what's the best part about breaking the 4th wall? Listening to the witty banter between MM and redatom. Thank god I can't die due to my healing factor. I might miss a zinger!

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Mr. Fantastic *stretching and expanding naughty parts of his anatomy*: And this is why the ladies call me Mr. Fantastic.

Daredevil: "Hey, I saw that!"

Black Panther: Please, please, please let me join your country club!

She Hulk: No means NO!

Ah, what would the world be without the token green-skinned whore?

Colossus: Yes, it is bigger in metal form. Wanna see for yourself?

Question: Hello my name's not important and i'm an alcoholic

Kitty: When you die and revived....is it still rotted?

Colossus: Bolder dash, take a look!

Kitty: ........It seems smaller than last time....

Colossus: *changes to metal*

Kitty did it just get smaller?

Hulk: Anger therapy might be a good idea . . .

Wolverine: bud lite please

Get your sticky goo shit off of me RIGHT NOW PETER!!!

-mary jane

Scott Summers: "You know, I've had my share of women over the years...I think its time Logan and I get better acquainted..."

Juggernaut: "Always a bride's maid, never a bride..."

Doomsday: "So, does anybody know why I only wear green shorts? I mean, you'd think I'd evolve some fashion sense after a while, right? Am I right? Yeah, the men know what I'm talking about. And what's the deal with airlines these days?"

Batman: "I love Dick......Grayson! Grayson! See, he's like a son to...ah the hell with it."

Joker: "Oh shit. Carrot Top beat me to the punch."

Uncle Ben: "In America, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."

Batman: "Dick, didn't I tell you I don't want you undressing around me anymore?"

Superman: I could beat Thanos!

Originally posted by Priest
Superman: I could beat Thanos!

your right, he's to modest 😛

Superman: I....I beat Hulk 😛

😖hifty:

Gargan: I kicked his ass!

Deadpool: ...

Human Torch: Do you want some fries with that?

Dr. Doom: I fear noone!

Wolverine: I dont drink.

Spider-man: Shut up b1tch and take your pant off.

"My balls are itchy."

-Susan Storm.

Punisher: "For the love of God Spideman, stop hitting Kingpin or you'll kill him!"