Quotes you'll never here

Batman: "I just miss my mommy!"

Spider-Man: "I'd love a beer right now."

Wolverine: "Damn Scott dat ass is lookin FINE!!!"

Cyclops - look how was I suppose to know mystique was impersonating Emma
Nightcrawler - ...........
Cyclops - Look, if its any consolation she said I was better than your Dad (randomly eye beams the air).....To the danger room x men.

Superman - Wow, I came number #1 on IGN's list I really did'nt see that coming 🙄
Batman - yeah tell me about me it grumpy

Sabretooth- "C'mon man lets talk about this. Y'know we don't have to resort to violence, lets discuss this like civilised human beings"

Thor (to Odin) - "You one-eyed bastard..."

Oh wait, he just said that in Fear Itself #1 😐

Lex Luthor: "Superman, you are my superior."

Doom: "Reed Richards...you're a pretty cool guy."

Larfleeze: "Do not want!"

Shang-Chi - "Let's go to a disco!"

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Thor (to Odin) - "You one-eyed bastard..."

Oh wait, he just said that in Fear Itself #1 😐

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F*cking Fraction.

Spiderman:"Just shut up Cap! Nobody wants to hear what you have to say, you loser!"

Squirrel Girl: "I lost a fight"

Originally posted by badabing
Wonderwoman: "OMG, OMG, OMG!!!"

Superman: "Yeah, that's right. They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothin' sweet t!ts."

Originally posted by batdude123
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"... sorry Clark, but Bruce was better." 😎

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There's some really funny Quotes here. lol I'm gonna select a top 5

Superman: Wow, I'm no.1 on the IGN top 200 heroes!
Batman: ....where did I put that kryptonite ring?

Originally posted by Accel
Black Bolt: "Hi, my name is Blackagar Bol- where did every one go?"

Wolverine: I'm not in the mood for a drink right now

Thor: I Say thee... well ok just this once

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry 😮 thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? 🤨 ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... 😖hifty: ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

Surfer:
- "Power Cosmic allows me to do virtually anything. Go ahead: knock my board away. I won't fall."
- "Thor has pleasing tresses."
- "Bub."

Orion to darkseid 'I love you daddy'