HOHOHO! It's Dusty-clause! Gifts!
Merry Dusty-mas. I Hereby claim August 8th The Dusty-mas. Bleh.
GIFTS! Who wants gifts?!
*JacopeX sits on Dusty's lap*
Here's a Dictionary young lad!!
Who's next?!
Vinny Valentine:
You get secks. 100% concentrated secks. Enjoy! I'll also give you a 'Most Perverted Member' category in the 'Mando Awards'! HOHO! Pervy bastard.
LanceWindu:
HO! What do you want young lad? Let me fetch something from my SACK. Goodies, My bag full of balls and other tinker toys, my santa bag. Allright, here we are; you get the bashoob! The bashoob is a new invention that allows you to bash noobs without being caught.
Silver_Tears:
You get me. All silky smooth and rubbed up in butter. Wrapped up. Just don't leave me in the closet. Butter stinks after a while.
spoony:
Moderator Powers. The catch is, you can't use them.
Ladyluck:
An empty box!
Syren:
RLY BIG BOOBS!
~Da moose~:
You get coal. The best coal in the world.
A.J:
You get to turn 16. Happy birthday
Lana:
You get your Photoshop CS2 back. HOHO!
K.Diddy
😕
Itzak:
You get a username that makes more sense. ooooh I just got it.
Barker:
A female member named Meower. Enjoy.
Ritoshi:
More superman videos
Mist:
Your avatar back. Seriously where the hell is it?
That's all the presents I have today. G'day.