HOHOHO! It's Dusty-clause! Gifts!

Started by ~Da Moose~9 pages

Originally posted by lord xyz
Coal's not that bad, you could give it to Barker in exchange for a penis. 😬

The best one was JacopeX's present.

Are you saying I don't HAVE a penis? Because I do. For real.

Jacopex....if you listen to him tell it, the best thing Dusty could have given him was a copy of Scared Straight. 🙄

Originally posted by Ladyluck
My present was by far the best. Doesn't everybody want an empty box? 😛

I love your box. 😐

I meant that to sound dirty, I'm stupid that way.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Boxes are the best! 😄

They're even better than bags!

Damn right they are!

Re: HOHOHO! It's Dusty-clause! Gifts!

Originally posted by Dusty
Merry Dusty-mas. I Hereby claim August 8th The Dusty-mas. Bleh.

GIFTS! Who wants gifts?!

*JacopeX sits on Dusty's lap*

Here's a Dictionary young lad!!

Who's next?!

[b]Vinny Valentine:
You get secks. 100% concentrated secks. Enjoy! I'll also give you a 'Most Perverted Member' category in the 'Mando Awards'! HOHO! Pervy bastard.

LanceWindu:
HO! What do you want young lad? Let me fetch something from my SACK. Goodies, My bag full of balls and other tinker toys, my santa bag. Allright, here we are; you get the bashoob! The bashoob is a new invention that allows you to bash noobs without being caught.

Silver_Tears:
You get me. All silky smooth and rubbed up in butter. Wrapped up. Just don't leave me in the closet. Butter stinks after a while.

spoony:
Moderator Powers. The catch is, you can't use them.

Ladyluck:
An empty box!

Syren:
RLY BIG BOOBS!

~Da moose~:
You get coal. The best coal in the world.

A.J:
You get to turn 16. Happy birthday

Lana:
You get your Photoshop CS2 back. HOHO!

K.Diddy
😕

Itzak:
You get a username that makes more sense. ooooh I just got it.

Barker:
A female member named Meower. Enjoy.

Ritoshi:
More superman videos

Mist:
Your avatar back. Seriously where the hell is it?

That's all the presents I have today. G'day. [/B]


Nah, I never believed in you anyway mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I love your box. 😐

I meant that to sound dirty, I'm stupid that way.

😆

Originally posted by lord xyz
Coal's not that bad, you could give it to Barker in exchange for a penis. 😬

Keep my Penis out of this, XYZ Jedi.

Originally posted by TOH
Nah, I never believed in you anyway mhm
😂

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Damn right they are!
Boxes are good for anything!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you saying I don't HAVE a penis? Because I do. For real.

Jacopex....if you listen to him tell it, the best thing Dusty could have given him was a copy of Scared Straight. 🙄

Why have a penis when you've got antlers?

Originally posted by Barker
Keep my Penis out of this, XYZ Jedi.
You too PloKoon Forever.

Originally posted by lord xyz

Why have a penis when you've got antlers?

Primarily for sex and peeing. Other stuff too though.

Ew mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Primarily for sex and peeing. Other stuff too though.
hmm

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Ew mhm
Speeking of... naughty

Originally posted by Ladyluck
😆

--Inside Moose's mind--

**A girl laughing at me? Is that because she thinks I'm funny or because I have something on my face? And if she does think I'm funny, is it funny haha, or, funny as in "I'm just going to laugh at him and back away slowly"? DUMMY! You're being paranoid. Talk to the girl. AND SAY WHAT? Just be witty and original again, it's working!!**

*Clears throat* So...ahem, you're....umm....a girl...eh? How's that, umm, going for you....so far.....?*cough*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
--Inside Moose's mind--

**A girl laughing at me? Is that because she thinks I'm funny or because I have something on my face? And if she does think I'm funny, is it funny haha, or, funny as in "I'm just going to laugh at him and back away slowly"? DUMMY! You're being paranoid. Talk to the girl. AND SAY WHAT? Just be witty and original again, it's working!!**

*Clears throat* So...ahem, you're....umm....a girl...eh? How's that, umm, going for you....so far.....?*cough*

Wow.

I've been snubbed..
How dare you Dusty-clause...

Originally posted by lord xyz
Wow.

I know. It hurts.

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
I've been snubbed..
How dare you Dusty-clause...
ermm Who are you?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know. It hurts.
How old are you?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
--Inside Moose's mind--

**A girl laughing at me? Is that because she thinks I'm funny or because I have something on my face? And if she does think I'm funny, is it funny haha, or, funny as in "I'm just going to laugh at him and back away slowly"? DUMMY! You're being paranoid. Talk to the girl. AND SAY WHAT? Just be witty and original again, it's working!!**

*Clears throat* So...ahem, you're....umm....a girl...eh? How's that, umm, going for you....so far.....?*cough*

😆 Omg I freaking love you. 😂

Originally posted by Ladyluck
😆 Omg I freaking love you. 😂
**I need to get in on this!**

Tadaa! That was actually me, I am ~Da Moose~'s sock!

Originally posted by lord xyz
**I need to get in on this!**

Tadaa! That was actually me, I am ~Da Moose~'s sock!

*smacks* Down doggy!