Things you hear woman say

Come on Ush, exorcize the demons. Tell us something really embarrassing about yourself, not connected to your prowess with the ladies.

Errr... I'm crappy with heights?

At guessing them or actually being at them?

*Mental picture of Ush giving a Police Officer an eye wintess statement, "....yes officer, he was about 18 foot 11 inches tall, I think...."*

Sadly I am crap in the less amusing way.

*Imagines Ush in a toilet and flushes* I always thought you were a person...

Good one Mech !! 😂 😂

*mental note - don't ask Ush to take me to top of clock tower when I come over*

Sticky Ush.

Whatever you do, DON'T ask me to climb up St. Paul's Cathedral with you, which has the most evil stairway ever.

St. Paul's also forms the core of my amusing failed suicide escapade of several years back. Anyone who wants to come to London, I will happily give them the tour so I can reveal the full extent of my incompetence at such a seemingly simple thing!

Well I'm glad you failed !! Yes, I'll go on the tour. How much film will I need ?

Better set your video camera to long play.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Whatever you do, DON'T ask me to climb up St. Paul's Cathedral with you, which has the most evil stairway ever.

St. Paul's also forms the core of my amusing failed suicide escapade of several years back. Anyone who wants to come to London, I will happily give them the tour so I can reveal the full extent of my incompetence at such a seemingly simple thing!

In your case it's the smell of relief.

Oh sod it we don't listen anyway so how would we know?

well when it is repeated like 1000 times you get this sinking feeling of something you should have remembered.

And then of course... it's too late.

Originally posted by queeq
In your case it's the smell of relief.

We WERE talking about you.

you're right, interesting subject.
I myself can talk about myself for hours

Then do it somewhere else.

this thread?