Things you hear woman say

Somewhere ELSE!!!! Like, way away from here.

if I didn't knew better, I would say you want me out of here!

Yerss, its only supposed to be the women you don't listen to properly.

Women also say "oh, I broke a nail".

But since my nails are cut very short right now, I don't say that.

want me to buy some fakes to wear?

No. Then I have trouble typing on my laptop keyboard.

want to buy a bigger keyboard?

I like this one just fine. Its my new one, remember ?

ah, but I wanted to buy you a PC