Moosey Awards - Funniest Female

Its 6 in the F*cking morning here. What the F*CK am I doind out of bed? 🤨

Back to sleeep I go.

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Women can't be funny.

Sorry.

No, but they can be pretty mean opponents when men act like moronic assholes 😒

Psh, that's just because they'll **** your best friend when you're working.

Completely irrelevant to what I just said, should have seen that coming 🙄

I'm interested, though, in why you blurted that out in defence.

Because it happened to one of my friends.

It was irrelevant to what you said because your reply was irrelevant to what I said. One good turn deserves another, yo.

Unlucky for him, he's better off without that skank. He wasn't your best friend, perchance? 😛

My initial response was relevant, I said that although women can't be funny, they can be mean opponents. Kinda like... I dunno. I lost myself.

Hey, BackFire!! wavey

Nah, he wasn't my best friend, good thing too, had his girl come on to me like she did with his best friend, I don't know if I would be able to control myself, she was pretty damn hot.

I know they can be mean, that's what my reply was about. Women are mean not in that they'll call you a dipshit if you **** up, they're mean in that they'll **** your dad just to get back at you for getting them the wrong kind of chocolate.

Hi cutie!

At least you're honest, a lot of people respect that in a friend 😂

'Mean' opponent as in 'lethal'... not maliciously cruel. Anyway, I have to step in here and ask that you not generalise in such a way, you're speaking for all women just because of a few bad experiences? How about you learn to be a better judge of character and keep away from the b!tches? 😛

Originally posted by BackFire
Women can't be funny.

Sorry.

Generalising saves time, and it's fun, try it.

Lethal is maliciously cruel, isn't it? Killing someone for acting like a moron ir pretty cruel, if you ask me.

The bitches are better in bed usually, they're all aggressive and shit, and they do all the work. Gooooooood times.

Generalising screams 'no real opinion' or, in your case (more likely), can't be arsed to share real opinion. So 'lazy', in a word ✅

Lethal is maliciously cruel? Maybe... I'm in another context, come join me.

Well, if you're willing to sacrifice great mental and emotional relationships for marginally better sex then more fool you. I can guarantee that b!tches aren't always better in bed. Seriously, I can guarantee.

Originally posted by Syren
Generalising screams 'no real opinion' or, in your case (more likely), can't be arsed to share real opinion. So 'lazy', in a word ✅

Lethal is maliciously cruel? Maybe... I'm in another context, come join me.

Well, if you're willing to sacrifice great mental and emotional relationships for marginally better sex then more fool you. I can guarantee that b!tches aren't always better in bed. Seriously, I can guarantee.

Generalising also screams "joking", which accurately describes my antics in this thread.

You can gaurantee? But can you prove it to me? Please say yes.

Hey. That's cheating, pretending like you're joking just to escape a lynching 😛

Yes, I can guarantee. No, I can't prove it to you. There-in lies the problem. Do you trust my word?

I'd rather trust something else, but I guess I have no choice.

You didn't have a choice, it's my word or nothing mhm

And, incidentally, are we on the same level with the definition of the word 'trust'? 😕

Yeah, thrust - slam something with groin over and over, what other definition is there?

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Look more closely.

Yes, dear, I trust you.