Moosey Awards - Funniest Female

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Dear... are we married?

In your dreams, unless that would gaurantee sex hourly, no. Would it gaurantee sex hourly? Please say yes.

Probably... if it were my dreams, of course. Because then I would have a heightened libido and greatly increased energy levels. Also, an elasticated 'area'.

Don't worry, energy wouldn't be a problem, I'd do all the work.

And unless my knowledge of human anatomy is wrong, I believe all women's 'area' is elasticated.

Yeah, but can you imagine, after constant abuse, how the elastic may just say 'f.uck this'?

A stretched out vagina saying '**** this' may be counter productive if it wants to stop being abused.

I knew you were gonna comment on that, you're so transparent mhm

hi your the funniest female on here

So...anyone else in love with Syren and Backfire?

Like you, you mean? eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Like you, you mean? eyes

Yes, I think, yes, that is what I meant.

I'm touched blushing

Originally posted by Syren
I'm touched blushing

Oh..yeah...sorry 'bout that *takes hand back*

clapping

Congrats Ronny!!

Tied for second place w00t

kicking I rule!

Yes, yes you do *bows head*

😖hifty:

Are you stalking me? shock

Pfft no.

lookaround

Well, you should be eyes