Superman Versus Batman - Trash Talking contest

Started by grey fox2 pages

Superman Versus Batman - Trash Talking contest

Who wins , who loses and who has to resort to 'yo momma' first.

The first to make the other cry wins !

actually, any yo mamma joke would probably making batman cry, what with his mom being dead and all, and being half the reason he became batman in the first place.

Seeing Batman's intelligence and the fact he will play dirty, I see him taking Superman to town with a low "yo mamma just a fat hick cracka!" joke in the second round.

Superman would counter with "Shhhiiit...yo mamma dead! She dead, son!"

I see nothing but sadness for Batman.

Originally posted by emporerpants
actually, any yo mamma joke would probably making batman cry, what with his mom being dead and all, and being half the reason he became batman in the first place.

So true.

batman's past is his weakness for trash talking

Originally posted by MattDay
batman's past is his weakness for trash talking

Well he does have a habit of dressing little kids in Thongs.

what? thats sick

Originally posted by MattDay
what? thats sick

Well he does.

Originally posted by MattDay
what? thats sick

...But true.

batman has gone down a few pegs in my book now...

Bats isnt just a trash talker, he is THE trash talker.

I mean the last time you inspired anyone is when you died! 😱

Thats brutal 😛

Originally posted by Grimm22
Bats isnt just a trash talker, he is THE trash talker.

I mean the last time you inspired anyone is when you died! 😱

Thats brutal 😛

Yeah, but if there was any justice supes would have knocked his head off... 😛

Originally posted by pr1983
Yeah, but if there was any justice supes would have knocked his head off... 😛

Nah Supes just says...

"This coming from a millionare who sits in a cave all day with a kid and a butler trying to solve crimes to make up for the tradgies in his life??!? Give me a break"

Originally posted by Grimm22
Nah Supes just says...

"This coming from a millionare who sits in a cave all day with a kid and a butler trying to solve crimes to make up for the tradgies in his life??!? Give me a break"

Ooh... i like that one better...

Batman wins this hands down.
I mean, his whole gimmick is getting inside peoples heads and manipulating them.
He would look at Clark, review the history, and tear him apart.

"Look at you, Supergod.
But doesn't it bother you, that soon enough, you'll be all alone? Separated from the people who made your life worth living??

Lois? Dead and gone.
Dad? He's already food for worms.
Mom?? Poor, old hick Mrs. Kent. She aged and died, while you stayed young. And then the stress of the secret coming out........That she raised Superman.

Everybody you love is going to leave you Clark!! And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it!
Strength and durability won't cut it here, beefcake!

You maybe functionally close to immortal, but i won at life."

Originally posted by UniOmni
Batman wins this hands down.
I mean, his whole gimmick is getting inside peoples heads and manipulating them.
He would look at Clark, review the history, and tear him apart.

"Look at you, Supergod.
But doesn't it bother you, that soon enough, you'll be all alone? Separated from the people who made your life worth living??

Lois? Dead and gone.
Dad? He's already food for worms.
Mom?? Poor, old hick Mrs. Kent. She aged and died, while you stayed young. And then the stress of the secret coming out........That she raised Superman.

Everybody you love is going to leave you Clark!! And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it!
Strength and durability won't cut it here, beefcake!

You maybe functionally close to immortal, but i won at life."


Then
Superman says "your parents are already dead"

Batman: That is out of bounce ***takes out kryptonite***

BATMAN WINS

lol batman loves abusing supermans weakness in almost every arguement, even if it's about the last oreo

Btaman wins, he managed to piss off Hal Jordan enough to get Hal to punch him.

hal jordan is insane... i think a child could upset him on a typical day... superman is usually the rock of the justice league... batman has the edge but he will be there all day with superman

Originally posted by MattDay
hal jordan is insane... i think a child could upset him on a typical day... superman is usually the rock of the justice league... batman has the edge but he will be there all day with superman