I guess if all else fails..Batman can get pointers from the Rock..lol. I can see Bats telling Supes to know his role and shut his mouth...or telling Supes that..."The Bat wipes a monkey's ass with what you think"...then he calls him a jabroni...takes out the kryptonite...puts Supes on his back with it...and gives him a People's Elbow....reminding Supes in the process about all the millions and millions of Bats' fans chanting out his name....if you smell what the Bat is cookin'
Originally posted by MattDay
hal jordan is insane... i think a child could upset him on a typical day... superman is usually the rock of the justice league... batman has the edge but he will be there all day with superman
Nah. Superman's from Kansas.
All his jokes are gonna have to do with agriculture.............................
Bruce:"batman You offworld hick of a man!!
You were probably so upset about Darky icing Kara, cuz you lost your shot at someones virginity!!
You damn bama!"
Clark:" Pa always said, that to judge another mans ear of corn, is to spit on your own harvest. 🙂 "
Bruce: dontgetit
"Right.................ermm"
Clark: "homer"
Supes:.(laughing)...so, you think the last time I was inspirational was back when Doomsday took me out....that's a real knee-slapper there....i haven't laughed this hard since..(laughing harder)...since Bane broke your back!!!
In all seriousness though Batman, you are pathetic. I mean..and I didn't wanna have to be the one to tell you this...but, it's probably time that you found out. Your parents aren't dead Bruce!
Batman: (shocked) What??? what the hell are you talking about? I saw it happen?
Supes: (laughing, tears running down his cheeks) They staged their deaths Bruce. They wanted nothing to do with you. They would rather live in seclusion and be penniless than have you around as their son. They staged the mugging. Alfred filled me in on all the details. We all get a good laugh about it every now and then. Damn, you are so pathetic. Your parents even hate you.
Batman: (angry) I don't believe you. Take that back or you'll be sorry.
Supes: (smiling) Ok, you forced me to do it. (Superman takes out pics of his parents in old age and shows them to Bruce) You see, they are very happy...you loser. And by the way, since the secrets are coming out. Let me tell you the real reason you are a member of the Justice League. Alfred pays us to let you be on our team. He gets so tired of waiting on your sorry ass hand and foot that he payed us to get you out of the mansion for weeks at a time. You loser, making an old man like that wait on you. What's wrong with you?
(Alfred walks in)
Alfred: (nervous) That's right, master Bruce. I payed the JL to have you on their team. I hate bringing your coffee and folding your bikini underwear. The truth is...I despise you Bruce. I should've poisoned your soup and put you out of your misery a long time ago, but I was too afraid. I kept hoping some super villain would do me the favor of taking you out..but, it hasn't happened yet. No one wants you Bruce. You are Gotham City's answer to Joe Dirt.
Batman: (crying) I hate you. I hate you all.
Superman: (mocking Bruce) you're..you're not gonna cry are ya.
Alfred: should I bring you a tissue master Bruce...or maybe a loaded gun? (Alfred and Supes' erupt in laughter)
(Batman runs out of the room crying)
Originally posted by charlemagne9746
Supes:.(laughing)...so, you think the last time I was inspirational was back when Doomsday took me out....that's a real knee-slapper there....i haven't laughed this hard since..(laughing harder)...since Bane broke your back!!!In all seriousness though Batman, you are pathetic. I mean..and I didn't wanna have to be the one to tell you this...but, it's probably time that you found out. Your parents aren't dead Bruce!
Batman: (shocked) What??? what the hell are you talking about? I saw it happen?
Supes: (laughing, tears running down his cheeks) They staged their deaths Bruce. They wanted nothing to do with you. They would rather live in seclusion and be penniless than have you around as their son. They staged the mugging. Alfred filled me in on all the details. We all get a good laugh about it every now and then. Damn, you are so pathetic. Your parents even hate you.
Batman: (angry) I don't believe you. Take that back or you'll be sorry.
Supes: (smiling) Ok, you forced me to do it. (Superman takes out pics of his parents in old age and shows them to Bruce) You see, they are very happy...you loser. And by the way, since the secrets are coming out. Let me tell you the real reason you are a member of the Justice League. Alfred pays us to let you be on our team. He gets so tired of waiting on your sorry ass hand and foot that he payed us to get you out of the mansion for weeks at a time. You loser, making an old man like that wait on you. What's wrong with you?
(Alfred walks in)
Alfred: (nervous) That's right, master Bruce. I payed the JL to have you on their team. I hate bringing your coffee and folding your bikini underwear. The truth is...I despise you Bruce. I should've poisoned your soup and put you out of your misery a long time ago, but I was too afraid. I kept hoping some super villain would do me the favor of taking you out..but, it hasn't happened yet. No one wants you Bruce. You are Gotham City's answer to Joe Dirt.
Batman: (crying) I hate you. I hate you all.
Superman: (mocking Bruce) you're..you're not gonna cry are ya.
Alfred: should I bring you a tissue master Bruce...or maybe a loaded gun? (Alfred and Supes' erupt in laughter)
(Batman runs out of the room crying)
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Superman wins due to kryptonite