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The Christian god must be gay...it explains many things.

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Funny how God seemed to have specifically designed man and women to be sexually compatible. And considering there was no hint at sex before God told them "Oh yeah, and Eve, your punishment is having babies. So get to work with Adam when he gets back from the fields and killing the poor snakes who I am also damning."

*Presses a buzzer.*

The punishment was, specifically, pains during labor. Adam and Eve had sex on their first evening together.

Lord Urizen Perfection

Originally posted by Nellinator
I don't know any Christians who say that God is male. It is as spearhead said: God has no physical form. We all seem to have an agreeance here. Good.

Jesus is Alive claims God is absolutely male.

Most Christians claim God is male, the Bible says God is male.

Don't cop out. Take responsibility for your bullshit 👇

Originally posted by Nellinator
But, God does care who we have sex with. God cares if they are not your spouse, and God cares whether or not they are of the same sex. God intended man for his wife and wife for her husband only. God wants us all to be Christ-like, but he GAVE us different personality characteristics to make us unique.

Christ never had sex with a woman. So if God wants us to be "Christ like" then he wants us all to be Virgins

Lord Urizen Perfection

Originally posted by FeceMan
*Presses a buzzer.*
The punishment was, specifically, pains during labor. Adam and Eve had sex on their first evening together.

So why does the woman suffer and not the male ?

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
So why does the woman suffer and not the male ?

😆 Because Jehova hates women.

Every Christian a virgin...i can see a very short religion.

Nellinator Crazy Canuck

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Christ never had sex with a woman. So if God wants us to be "Christ like" then he wants us all to be Virgins

Christ-like does not mean we cannot have sex, that we have to style our hair like him, wear sandals instead of shoes, and walk or take a donkey instead of driving. Christ-likeness is loving others, holiness, and righteousness. You are purposely misinterpreting the Bible's message to prove your points, but that is a poor way to argue.

Imperial_Samura Anticrust Smurf

Originally posted by FeceMan
*Presses a buzzer.*
The punishment was, specifically, pains during labor. Adam and Eve had sex on their first evening together.

Correct. Pains during labor - the by product of a healthy, sexual relationship. God pretty much told them to do it, and that it was part of the punishment.

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Christ never had sex with a woman. So if God wants us to be "Christ like" then he wants us all to be Virgins

I thought Yeshua did the dirty with Miriam of Magdala.

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

God, You really are obsessed with the topic of gays. Try finding something new to post about, the whole "Gay" topic of yours are just annoying.

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

Don't you see? Gayness is a part of everything. And/or Lord Urizen needs a new schtick.

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

Well at this rate they must be close to world domination. I mean shit they got GOD on there side!!

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

Well some of them do.. since it's a well known fact that god is a black lesbian.

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

Oh man if thats true then my family is going to dye and beg satin to take them to hell.lol

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baby

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Correct. Pains during labor - the by product of a healthy, sexual relationship. God pretty much told them to do it, and that it was part of the punishment.

I think about 90-95% of Christians nowadays agree that sex is a gift from God, not a punishment.

Gregory International Sex Symbol

So Lord Urizen is a troll, right? I mean, since he obviously started this thread for no reason other then to rile up Christians?

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Gregory
So Lord Urizen is a troll, right? I mean, since he obviously started this thread for no reason other then to rile up Christians?

Very much so.

Regret One Among Many

Originally posted by Gregory
So Lord Urizen is a troll, right? I mean, since he obviously started this thread for no reason other then to rile up Christians?

He isn't a troll, although looking at him he does seem to have a bit more hair than most individuals tend to have, and he does need to cut those claws... erm nails...😆

Any debate should initially rile up the opposition

Dr. Zaius Damn Dirty Ape

Originally posted by FeceMan
I think about 90-95% of Christians nowadays agree that sex is a gift from God, not a punishment.

Unless that sex is with Lord Urizen...Then it's probably a punishment... 😆

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Originally posted by Gregory
So Lord Urizen is a troll, right? I mean, since he obviously started this thread for no reason other then to rile up Christians?

No not really.

Originally posted by Dr. Zaius
Unless that sex is with Lord Urizen...Then it's probably a punishment... 😆

You're mistaken...he's very good 🙂