Is God...?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Well, since my threads are all merged into one, let me ask this compounded question:

[b]Is God a Gay Vampire who watches porn ? [/B]

He is a bisexual vampire who watches porn.

Originally posted by Nellinator
He is a bisexual vampire who watches porn.

OH SHIT !

GOD IS JUST LIKE ME ! 😄

😆

notworthy

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]OH SHIT !

GOD IS JUST LIKE ME ! 😄 [/B]

You're a vampire? (I thought you were either a soul eating monster or a fragment of Albion)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You're a vampire? (I thought you were either a soul eathing monster or a fragment of Albion)

I bite 😮

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I bite 😮

The first one describes Urizen from Spawn the other describes Will Blake's Urizen.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The first one describes Urizen from Spawn the other describes Will Blake's Urizen.

They were both far more than that.....

Urizen from Spawn was a "god" like God and Satan..who feasted on spiritual energy, represented the void, the absolute state of non-life, he surpassed good and evil.

Urizen from Will Blake's stuff is his idea of who God is....a cruel being, indifferent, who created the Universe and intentionally created suffering.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
They were both far more than that.....

My descriptions were ridiculous but technically accurate (this reminds me of a tech support joke).

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
My descriptions were ridiculous but technically accurate (this reminds me of a tech support joke).

I thnk my description of God was accurate 2 😆

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I really would like to know. Here are the reasons for my assumption:

1) According to the 3 mainstream religions: Christianity, Judiasm, and Islam, God is Male.

2) He has no girlfreind. He has no wife. He created without the aid of a female force.

3) He is Patriarichal. In the Bible, Torah, and Quran he seems to VERY MUCH Favor man over woman.

4) All the Angels presented in the Bible are MALE, or atleast most of them are. Now why does God not have female angels ? Is not the purpose of being male to couple with a female ? What's the point of having a gender if you lack the other ?

5) According to many sources, God doesn't have sex. Why not ?

6) Then again, some say when we have an Orgasm we are recieving the same "creation" feeling God had when he created the Geocentric Universe, and the Garden and all that crap.....so that means God DOES have sex, no ? If so, with who ?

7) Holy Trinity: Father, Son, Holy Spirit. All MALE....hmm....can someone say THREESOME ?

8) Why did Jesus have 12 MALE Apostles? Why did Jesus get baptized NAKED by his male cousin John? Hmm.......

9) Speaking of Jesus, why did he not have a wife? A girlfreind? A fling..why did he spend most of his time with men ? Hmmm........

10) He created the Garden of Eden......only Gay people make Gardens lol 😆

11) When I recall the story of Adam and Eve, i recall God making ADAM FIRST.....then Adam asking for someone to prevent him from being lonely. Only THEN did God create woman out of his rib....

Does that mean God didn't plan to create women in the first place?

If so, why not ? Is it cuz he's Gay ?

Originally posted by erg
Tell me ur kidding, how can you be so ignorant. Check out what happened when he made the first girl. She made Adam fall into temptation and he ate the apple cuz of Eve. That's why Jesus Christ stayed away form woman so that he could stay pure and have no sin whatsoever found in him. duh

How can you be so ignorant. It was Satan in the guise of a snake that caused Eve to betray Adam.

Originally posted by erg
Tell me ur kidding, how can you be so ignorant. Check out what happened when he made the first girl. She made Adam fall into temptation and he ate the apple cuz of Eve. That's why Jesus Christ stayed away form woman so that he could stay pure and have no sin whatsoever found in him. duh

yawn

Please, babe, you are the POSTER CHILD OF IGNORANCE