Originally posted by Grand_Moff_GavIntelligent.
But who are we to question God?
Originally posted by Lord UrizenJesus did have a wife, but the Bible left that out. I agree with the rest you said though. Then again, was it God who impregnated Mary?
9) Speaking of Jesus, why did he not have a wife? A girlfreind? A fling..why did he spend most of his time with men ? Hmmm........
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Not really... unless God walked in on him and his husband.It is though hard to believe Jesus would never have been involved with anyone, considering the importance of marriage and such things in those days.
And considering how horny 30 year old "virgins" are...
I'm sure there was a man in Jesus' life.
Originally posted by Alliance
And considering how horny 30 year old "virgins" are...I'm sure there was a man in Jesus' life.
Yes. And it isn't like he didn't have human emotions or hormones (and could the devil have tempted him out in the desert?) - and when it came the night he knew he was going to die... well, it gets harder and harder to believe.
But anyway, it is interesting the double think that seems to exist in some Christians minds. The importance that Jesus was a man, human, God made flesh to be with us, yet the horror at the thought he might actually have done human things. Why deny him one of the basic wants (and nothing wrong) of a human being?
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Yes. God is definitely gay, but sadly he has been driven into the closet by ignorant parts of his creation. However, as this following, completely true comic shows (it is far more accurate then the Chick Tracts) there was a time he made his feelings known...
I'm not a Christian, but I'd be incredibly careful about throwing around stuff like that. You could piss somebody off pretty bad.
Re: Is God Gay ?
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I really would like to know. Here are the reasons for my assumption:1) According to the 3 mainstream religions: Christianity, Judiasm, and Islam, God is Male.
2) He has no girlfreind. He has no wife. He created without the aid of a female force.
3) He is Patriarichal. In the Bible, Torah, and Quran he seems to VERY MUCH Favor man over woman.
4) All the Angels presented in the Bible are MALE, or atleast most of them are. Now why does God not have female angels ? Is not the purpose of being male to couple with a female ? What's the point of having a gender if you lack the other ?
5) According to many sources, God doesn't have sex. Why not ?
6) Then again, some say when we have an Orgasm we are recieving the same "creation" feeling God had when he created the Geocentric Universe, and the Garden and all that crap.....so that means God DOES have sex, no ? If so, with who ?
7) Holy Trinity: Father, Son, Holy Spirit. All MALE....hmm....can someone say THREESOME ?
8) Why did Jesus have 12 MALE Apostles? Why did Jesus get baptized NAKED by his male cousin John? Hmm.......
9) Speaking of Jesus, why did he not have a wife? A girlfreind? A fling..why did he spend most of his time with men ? Hmmm........
10) He created the Garden of Eden......only Gay people make Gardens lol 😆
11) When I recall the story of Adam and Eve, i recall God making ADAM FIRST.....then Adam asking for someone to prevent him from being lonely. Only THEN did God create woman out of his rib....
Does that mean God didn't plan to create women in the first place?
If so, why not ? Is it cuz he's Gay ?
1. Yes. We're the default for the human race, and we run the show and have done so since the human race's beginning. So God being male makes sense.
2. According to all three major religions, sex=wrong. And God is above sex, logically.
3. Well, yeah. I mean, he's a dude. Why would an awesome guy like God be a gender traitor? Do you think God can be whipped? No, methinks he can't.
4. According to all religions, men are superior. Since angels are the highest life forms in the universe after God and Jesus, it's logical for them to be male.
5. Like I said, according to many ancient religions, sex=dirty. And where the Hell did the idea come from that you're gay just because you don't have sex?
6. Why does it mean that if you jack off, then that's what it feels like for God to make Creation? Where the Hell did anybody get that idea? How does that idea make sense?
7. Umm, no dude. Someone doing it with their dad is not even funny.
8. Because men are all-important. We all know that a real man's man like God wouldn't let a woman be his apostle. Also, back then nudity did not automatically equate to homosexuality.
9. Because according to Christianity, sex is dirty and impure and wrong. Jesus, being Jesus, obviously cannot associate with that sort of thing.
10. Nowadays that's true, but it wasn't back then. And the garden wasn't created in a "gardening" sense, it was a paradise or whatever for the first mortals.
11. Why is God gay just because he created Adam first?
I know that that this was intended as a joke. And like I said, I'm not a Christian. But all the same I didn't find it funny.
Re: Re: Is God Gay ?
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
1. Yes. We're the default for the human race, and we run the show and have done so since the human race's beginning. So God being male makes sense.
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
2. According to all three major religions, sex=wrong. And God is above sex, logically.
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
3. Well, yeah. I mean, he's a dude. Why would an awesome guy like God be a gender traitor? Do you think God can be whipped? No, methinks he can't.
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
4. According to all religions, men are superior. Since angels are the highest life forms in the universe after God and Jesus, it's logical for them to be male.
Originally posted by NogoodnamesleftIts not with his dad. Chirstianity is a henotheistic religon. Your god's doing it with another incarnation fo himself.
7. Umm, no dude. Someone doing it with their dad is not even funny.
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
8. Because men are all-important. We all know that a real man's man like God wouldn't let a woman be his apostle. Also, back then nudity did not automatically equate to homosexuality.
9. Because according to Christianity, sex is dirty and impure and wrong. Jesus, being Jesus, obviously cannot associate with that sort of thing.[/B][/QUOTE]
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
10. Nowadays that's true, but it wasn't back then. And the garden wasn't created in a "gardening" sense, it was a paradise or whatever for the first mortals.
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
11. Why is God gay just because he created Adam first?
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
I know that that this was intended as a joke. And like I said, I'm not a Christian. But all the same I didn't find it funny.
For nto being Christian, you are certianly trapped in Chrstian mythology.
Re: Re: Re: Is God Gay ?
Originally posted by Alliance
Really. Take any bio or socioligy courses lately? All humans are female by defualt. ALso, men have not always "run the show." SO your flat out wrong.First of all, Judiasm isn't a MAJOR religoin. Its considered a global reigion. Christianity, Islam, Atheism/Agnosticism, and Hinduism are the MAJOR world religons by far.
You don't know anything about your god. Don't pretend to.
AHH!, so you're a bigot too. Let me tell you, you're wrong.
Its not with his dad. Chirstianity is a henotheistic religon. Your god's doing it with another incarnation fo himself.
Sexist bigot. "man's man?" Grow up.
9. Because according to Christianity, sex is dirty and impure and wrong. Jesus, being Jesus, obviously cannot associate with that sort of thing.
Yeah a paradise that never really existed.
He does seem to prefer males.
For nto being Christian, you are certianly trapped in Chrstian mythology. [/B][/QUOTE]
I didn't say I was offended, just that I didn't think it to be funny.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Is God Gay ?
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
I didn't say I was offended, just that I didn't think it to be funny.
I think it's more the fact you keep reinterating you're "not Christian" yet you seem very sensitive about it, much of your morality seems to stem from the Bible and you really do go on about it. "Mans man God"? I mean WTF?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Is God Gay ?
Originally posted by Nogoodnamesleft
Yeah a paradise that never really existed.He does seem to prefer males.
For nto being Christian, you are certianly trapped in Chrstian mythology.
I didn't say I was offended, just that I didn't think it to be funny.
HENCE, God is Gay.....he condemns homosexuality because he doesn't want people to copy him. It's Blasphemy to do something to similar to God.