Battle of the Dead spidey friends

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Who wins?

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willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

Battle of the Dead spidey friends

Ok here is how it goes.............

Gwen Stacey and Uncle Ben VS Harry Osborn (without GG formula) and Aunt May

They fight in the Parker house in Queens. Hidden somewhere in the house is a shotgun filled with ammo. They can also use any ordinary objects that might be in a house to their advantage ✅

No Prep

Who wins?

juggernaut66666 Legendary

Aunt May is in ?? then the other team is screwed

Broly92 Bow to Amc or else?

Uncle Ben is Aunt May's kryptonite

juggernaut66666 Legendary

Dont compare to this

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

I see the battle going like this.

Gwen is running round screaming and looking for the shotgun. Harry is chasing Gwen cos who wouldn't????? Meanwhile Uncle Ben is repeatedly punching Aunt May in the face. He doesn't care she was his wife, all he cares about is the funny face punching. fish

Gwen finds the gun and gets into a desperate struggle over it with Harry. Meanwhile Uncle Ben is still punching Aunt May. bangin

Harry manages to get the gun free from gwen before she can fire it or anything. Uncle Ben is still Punching Aunt May. chair

Harry fires the gun. Gwen grabs Uncle Ben and uses him as a human shield to save herself. Aunt May kicks the gun out of Harry's hand, forgetting they are on the same team (cos old people are forgetful like that, it happens with age 🙁 ) She then shoots Harry.

then may and Gwen decide to both become lesbians and run off to Mexico ✅

Tassadar Executor
Originally posted by willRules

then may and Gwen decide to both become lesbians and run off to Mexico ✅

Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

What do you guys think?

Originally posted by Tassadar
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

😮‍💨

Broly92 Bow to Amc or else?

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Dont compare to this

Who is the boss?....

Ben

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

Yeah but May is waaaayyyy hotter ✅ and you all know it ✅ 😆

Broly92 Bow to Amc or else?

You are screwed up!! 😐 fear

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

✅

so who would win?

Broly92 Bow to Amc or else?

Gwen Stacy and Uncle Ben 9/10

Gwen sues Harry for abuse and wins and as stated before May can do nothing to Ben

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

But Harry isn't stupid. Surely he can find some bridge laying about the house, to push Gwen off ✅

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

BUMP

Inhuman |||||||||||||||||

Is this cosmic aunt may?
if so , she takes it 10/10

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

BUMP

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

COME ON GUYS THIS IS AN IMPORTANT FIGHT! 😠

grey fox KMC Magik Founder

Uncle Ben for teh win.

He takes May down with some good ol' household justice, namely the Hank Pym variety. Gwen is the 'good girl' so she dies without putting up a fight. Harry bursts into the Kitchen (where Ben is using Gwen's teeth to open up a cold brewski) crazed and armed.

Ben's not a chump however; and talks down Harry with a inspiring speech about responsibility and it's various uses. Harry hands over the firearm in a sign of peace.

Then Ben f*cks his shit up !

The guy doesn't even pull the trigger, just uses the frikken stock to bludgeon Osborn to death.

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

Interesting. Although i don't see May going down without a fight. And Ben's blood pressure is not what it used to be, y'know being....dead. I think even if Ben drops May she could do enough damage for a weedy kid like Harry to take him down ✅

Either that or it just comes down to Gwen vs Harry as both Ben and May forget where they are. 😂

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Spite.

AuntMay is over Surfer on her lowest showing 😬