Battle of the Dead spidey friends

Originally posted by Broly92
Uncle Ben is Aunt May's kryptonite

Hey this is Aunt May before the whole cosmic herald incident. In this fight she doesn't have any superpowers except the ability to look smokin hot like usual.

Originally posted by willRules
Hey this is Aunt May before the whole cosmic herald incident. In this fight she doesn't have any superpowers except the ability to look smokin hot like usual.

The Herald incident was non cannon . . .

Galactus is far beneath May's notice usually.

For what her endurance? She's been in more comas or hospital beds than I have had hot dinners ✅

Even death couldn't stop Aunt may. Sure it turned out to be an actress but that's not the point 😮

BUMP

BUMP

Whats that 5 bumps? You're REAL proud of this arent you? 😕 Anyways Ben and Gwen have been dead a lot longer So May and Harry's relatively fresh corpses should take it.

Aunt may's V!g!n@ is like kryptonite to uncle ben so i picked option 3 FTW!

Originally posted by grey fox
Uncle Ben for teh win.

He takes May down with some good ol' household justice, namely the Hank Pym variety. Gwen is the 'good girl' so she dies without putting up a fight. Harry bursts into the Kitchen (where Ben is using Gwen's teeth to open up a cold brewski) crazed and armed.

Ben's not a chump however; and talks down Harry with a inspiring speech about responsibility and it's various uses. Harry hands over the firearm in a sign of peace.

Then Ben [b]f*cks his shit up !

The guy doesn't even pull the trigger, just uses the frikken stock to bludgeon Osborn to death. [/B]

😆

You guys forgot about aunt mays adamantium claws and dentures there not to be underestimated she got feats of biting threw wolverine claws or she could just lay one of those super deadly ole woman farts and K.O every one in a spite FTW.

why is Aunt May on Norman's side?

Originally posted by Broly92
Who is the boss?....

Ben

Team 1 ftw. Just because of this picture 😂

Team 1 wins and then they celebrate with a night of lovemaking. Remember, Gwen has a thing for older men- as her fling with Harry's father proved.