Look ma, no hands!

So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? 😑

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

I bet it's possible, they'd just miss. 😬

Yes. 😛

Well firstly, I assume that it's pee without making a mess.

And I suppose if you get exactly the right angle, you can sort of aim so it doesn't...uh yea

maybe if they had a stiffy and the toilet was on the ceiling or something... ermm

not that I know about those sorts of things 😇

😛

I use the hands free technique all the time. 🍺

Originally posted by Leo.M
Yes. 😛

I knew it! icon5
I'm gonna get that money now haha

Originally posted by Spearhead
Well firstly, I assume that it's pee without making a mess.

And I suppose if you get exactly the right angle, you can sort of aim so it doesn't...uh yea

Shhh it's alright now baby, it'll be alright petpet

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
maybe if they had a stiffy and the toilet was on the ceiling or something... ermm

not that I know about those sorts of things 😇

😛

I'm now so much more confused 😑

It's possible. But it throws accuracy off, and you must stay still whilst "free-peeing"

😂 ... It's totally possible. You lift the lid, whip out your junk, strike a pose like Peter Pan, and let'er rip. 😄

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
maybe if they had a stiffy and the toilet was on the ceiling or something... ermm

not that I know about those sorts of things 😇

😛

... 😂

Originally posted by D-Double
😂 ... It's totally possible. You lift the lid, whip out your junk, strike a pose like Peter Pan, and let'er rip. 😄

... 😂

I take it you've done this before?hm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I take it you've done this before?hm

It's a drunken tradition. shrugrin

... and a middle of the night option. 🙂

I'd so like do the whole spread em for cops things at night and just use my pelvis ermm

😆

I'm creative like that 😊

Gold Tears, what is it with your obsession over the multifunctional penis? Must you know EVERY trick we can do?

Originally posted by Quincy Archer
Gold Tears, what is it with your obsession over the multifunctional penis? Must you know EVERY trick we can do?

Penis envy shrug

Originally posted by Valharu
I use the hands free technique all the time. 🍺

Originally posted by silver_tears
Penis envy shrug

There's nothing that should be envied about the penis. It thinks for itself, it makes bad decisions, Pissing requires manual labor, and it subtracts brain power.

Besides, it comes with nuts. Which if tapped lightly, will bring you to your knees like a gay guy at a highway truck-stop 😬