Look ma, no hands!

Started by silver_tears3 pages
Originally posted by Barker
I have one. srug

Care to share? dodgy

Originally posted by silver_tears
Penis envy shrug

I hear that!

馃槓

Originally posted by silver_tears
Care to share? dodgy

Again? leftright

Once a day just doesnt cut it mister disgust

Originally posted by Barker
Again? leftright

It might be a come-on, or maybe she'd....like to keep a piece for herself?

I'll get the steak-knife.

馃槝

Re: Look ma, no hands!

Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? 馃槕

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

It is impossible unless you have a 2 metre long penis....Like me 馃檪

lmfao.

*shakes head*

Re: Look ma, no hands!

Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? 馃槕

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

Yea, they can. Unfortunatly I know this from accidently walking into the bathroom whilst my mexican was going potty.

No it didnt turn me on, im not japanese.

I do it all the time.

Re: Look ma, no hands!

Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? 馃槕

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

It's not impossible, I've done it. It just takes some...skill.

Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? 馃槕

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

I heard Chuck Norris can...

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
maybe if they had a stiffy and the toilet was on the ceiling or something... ermm

not that I know about those sorts of things 馃槆

馃槢

what the...?! eer

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
what the...?! eer

It's okay, shh, she's young....and weird.....shut up, I realize the irony.

Originally posted by Barker
I have one. srug

srug

I like that smiley.. 馃槃

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's okay, shh, she's young....and weird.....shut up, I realize the irony.

well she's Piggles..and i don't want her to warp her mind around such things..you realize theres 'iron' in irony? doesn't that strike you a lil' odd??

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well she's Piggles..and i don't want her to warp her mind around such things..you realize theres 'iron' in irony? doesn't that strike you a lil' odd??

No, not really...I like Iron Man.

I'm going to say its possible, you just have to angle yourself like...into the toilet. Like, so close to the toilet that you could molest with it a solid hump. ermm

Otherwise, picture a styrofoam pool noodle flipping around.

How do you reach adulthood and not realise that such a thing is possible? I'm shocked.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
How do you reach adulthood and not realise that such a thing is possible? I'm shocked.

-AC

Because it's not possible?