What POTC characters would NEVER say...

this subject is been quite derailed

Originally posted by willofthewisp
"JAck *calling to the monkey* : here lil mokey... come here boy... *monkey bites* Stop it or i'm giving you away to tia! *mokey bites harder*"-----JaehSkywalker

Sequel:

(monkey bites him again) Jack: All right, lil Jack....I'm not going to hurt you (catches him and bites him back) Mmmmmm, monkey version of me.

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nuther sequel:

Jack and the monkey continued biting each other.

Jack: *muffled* That's it... you're going to tia!
*Monkey bites harder than ever* I won't send you until you stop!

*monkey stops*

lol omg that's funny and sorta insulting to jack cause the monkey's actually prefering tia to him but still soooooo funny

Jack: Its the 3rd time this week a flippin wench in funny stiff pants has appeared in my cabin and claimed shes from the future.

lol that's deffinitly something we aren't gonna hear

Originally posted by kiwibird
Jack: Its the 3rd time this week a flippin wench in funny stiff pants has appeared in my cabin and claimed shes from the future.

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huh i dont get it

haha!

hahaha!

Jack: We have our heading.
Norri: *snatches the compass* this compass doesn't - o wait, for a change Jack, it points north!

>.< 😄

Will: We're not leaving without Jack!
(sees Jack running and screaming towards them)
Will: Ha ha ha! Look at him run! WEAK, Jack. WEAK!

lol you guys are so funny

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Jack*random*: Pirate.

Lizzie: What does that gotta do with anything?

Jack: I just like saying it that's all...

this is... just... wrong.. and ... funny.. for me...

lol...thats actually kinda funny

it is funny

totally mmhmm

uuumm......johnny is ssexxi blondee!!

😕 He's a blond? Sorry I never knew his natural hair color. Like everytime I would see him his hair would be sorta different. shrug I had thought his natural hair color was brown for some reason though...😕

hes not blonde...he dyed it 4 Astronaut's Wife. hes a natural brunette