Totally pirates, Totally OFF-TOPIC!

Started by JCapt Jaeh_K.S512 pages

Originally posted by texgodiva2s
JAEH--oh please say you didn't do this thing--I forgot the don't try this at home....oh, please...lol--Bwana Dik will be so proud--messing up the population, half a world away--you one brave chile, chile!!lol 😆

Tingle tongue is a tree and it's somehow related to novacaine--Native Americans used it for toothache (and it does work) only drool would be a nice way to explain what happens to your mouth. OMY--hell's bells--I almost got dehydrated my mouth drooled so much. And your tongue gets really numb-y so you can't even tell anyone how little you think of their latest idea....I'm just a guinea pig for flora and fauna.

Next: I'll be happy to share the joy of the fire ant dance 💃 (involves stripping) and escaping from javelinas (peccarys) after the fire ant dance. Eveything in Texas has a thorn or a horn. Except for me....I'm just fluffy.

lol, i did it before you even mentioned it... 😛

ahh.. tingle tongue... sounds AWEsome for braces... and if you need some exaggerated display of "drooliage", for plays, for staring at Johnny, for various projects, and again, for staring at johnny....

fire ant dance? stripping? 😱 we need to get johnny to do it! um.. ops, did i just say that out loud again?

....peccarys? javelinas?

Originally posted by JCapt Jaeh_K.S
lol, i did it before you even mentioned it... 😛

ahh.. tingle tongue... sounds AWEsome for braces... and if you need some exaggerated display of "drooliage", for plays, for staring at Johnny, for various projects, and again, for staring at johnny....

fire ant dance? stripping? 😱 we need to get johnny to do it! um.. ops, did i just say that out loud again?

....peccarys? javelinas?

"fire ant dance? stripping?" First, you have to be hot. Earth to JCapt Jaeh_K.S

Oh, but the part @ Johnny Depp doing it.. so what?

Okay, I know this off topic (right place to say it then😉) BUT..

James McAvoy is seriously ADORABLE, FUNNY AND GORGEOUS DOWN TO EARTH -SCOTTISH- GUY. 😍

off topic it is, right thread it is, i don't see why not say it out loud... 😛

I LIKE PIE!

😄

Originally posted by piratexrory
Okay, I know this off topic (right place to say it then😉) BUT..

[B] James McAvoy is seriously ADORABLE, FUNNY AND GORGEOUS DOWN TO EARTH -SCOTTISH- GUY. 😍 [/B]

YES!!! 😱 I LOVED him in "Becoming Jane" *sigh*

i seriously need to check him out, don't i?

Have you guys seen the interview where he's talking about that rather HET scene from the Atonement, and how after taping they had to do the sound effects? Funniest thing ever.. And the whole WANK HIM OFF KEIRA... erm, SORRY ABOUT THAT..

There's a part one and two; part three is hilarious. I love him!!!! 😍

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEMMuyOhBO4

Tell me if you girls dont understand his Scottish accent and I'll translate 😄

lol i understand him perfectly.... 😍 hes quite funny! 🙂

Seriously Piratistas, totally topic off!!
Don't scoff!
Started with the fire ant dance
Savvy's found romance
With McAvoy, the Scottish actor guy
While Jaeh's declaration is "loves PIE!"
back to McAvoy and sex change?
You said it Savvy, he's "Becoming Jane"
Then PiXRo, our resident tearra
urging chastely "Wank him off Keira?!"

Oh, yeah, we are nothing if not Attention gifted...lively minds and lots and lots of roflmao....thankee dearies, I feel so much more cheery.

Can't help it y'all struck me as all over the map and a bag of chips--and very very funny!! teehee

ROFL....

it's the off topic thread, ain't it? expect nothing less.. 😛

I KEEP ALL MY CORN IN PLUTO!

Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
ROFL....

it's the off topic thread, ain't it? expect nothing less.. 😛

I KEEP ALL MY CORN IN PLUTO!

"I KEEP ALL MY CORN IN PLUTO!" ?

Did you know they just said Pluto is not a planet as of like last year.

Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
ROFL....

it's the off topic thread, ain't it? expect nothing less.. 😛

I KEEP ALL MY CORN IN PLUTO!

lmfao! FREAKIN FLASHBACKS OF THIS FORUM MAN!

HAAHAHHAH nice one Tex 😄

😖hock: what kind of flashbacks?!

boredom--the hobgoblin of something or the other--and Flashbacks? Do you know about flashbacks? Really, cos I wouldn't have figured you for a head.

This is so much more fun than eating cool pops!!

what kind of flashback anyway? you're. scaring. me. 😛

alot of people on kmc scare me.... 😛 but i love y'all the same. 😊

cool pops, i want something cool... too hot in this country of mine... >.<

u o ur having heat problems on here? what happened to ac? clothes?

(nothing offensive (4 the kids))

Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
😖hock: what kind of flashbacks?!
the talk of corn! brings me back to those Secret Window days! corn, doritos, and cookies! yes!!

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