Steven Seagal Vs. Chuck Norris; Let's Get Crazy!

I grow weary of the whole Chuck Norris shit, Steven might possibly be the king of all puns.

I would gladly call the man who threw a man out of a moving train while saying "looks like this is your stop" god!

The very same man that slammed a computer moniter into a ninja's face while screaming the words: "Hey, looks like you've got mail!"

Seagal owns Norris.

I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.

Jet Li

Steven Seagal had a one on one fight with a venomous rattlesnake in his pick-up truck, while still driving beneath the speed limit.

Originally posted by Scythe
Steven Seagal had a one on one fight with a venomous rattlesnake while still driving beneath the speed limit.

........for some reason I feel like eating a bullet.

Looks like someone hasn't seen that viral video of Seagal's Eikido clip of him breaking 23 people's arms.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.

Yeah that happens...

Steven Seagal Owns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvqJf_7DCM0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwN3IgqVjTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iJQ8TGYQU8

That's not what the poll says.

..........ghey.

Bruce Lee

I vote me. Liz could take all of you!

chuck norris pwns. ermm

Originally posted by The Pict
Jet Li

segal would waste norris.

nowadays, steven seagal is too bloated from eating to many bonbons. he'd have a heart attack before he'd be able to lift is leg in order to kick someone. oh, did i forget to mention he's pregnant?

Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.

Chuck Norris All the way.