Snakes on a BatJet...

At Noon in Gotham City Bruce Wayne is escorting Samuel L. Jackson to Metropolis in a Wayne Enterprises Leer Jet to celebrate the grand opening of his film when unbeknownst to him the Joker has placed 2 cases containing 10,000 snakes in the cargo hold and cockpit along with Kobra stowing away on the jet. Once the plane reaches 3,500 feet the snakes are released and kill the pilot.

Bruce Wayne has his low end implements in his utility belt (30 batarangs, 30 smoke bombs, 10 grappling hooks only), but he is not wearing his Batsuit and the belt is in a compartment in the rear of the plane.

Samuel L. has a Desert Eagle and a mouth full of profanity.

Do Bruce and Samuel L. survive the muthaf*ckin snakes on the muthaf*ckin plane and make it to Metropolis?

Note: Batman can not simply crash the plane to kill the snakes and Kobra, they must be engaged and Samuel L. must reach Metropolis by 8pm. Also, Samuel L. Jackson cannot be strapped in so decompressing the cockpit will cause him to get sucked out of the plane. Bruce can not break cover. Samuel L. must not know Bruce Wayne is Batman.

Discuss.

Snakes win.
You didnt say Bats had prep time.

The other day I was at Blockbuster and was browsing through all the new releases and I found one titled Snakes on a Train. I was like OMFG and started laughing.

How the hell did Snakes on a Train come out before Snakes on a Plane?

BTW Bruce dies a horrible death, while Samuel L. Jackson kills all the snakes with his profanity and his badass aura.

Sam Jackson wins by himself. Bruce is just along for the ride. 😎

WOW, you put alot of time into this, didnt you?

Originally posted by Reaper777
WOW, you put alot of time into this, didnt you?

About 5 minutes, actually.

The scenario itself didn't take much time. Covering the obvious Bat-loopholes to make you have to actually think about the outcome rather than laugh it off and say "Batman pwns snakes" took a couple minutes, however.

Nice sig by the way.

Bruce has developed an immunity to snake venom. He has injected light doses of venom and toxin from every venomous creature on the planet over a period of years and can't be harmed by any toxin from jellyfish, spiders and snakes to poison dart frogs, stinging insects and scorpions... I am completely full of crap. 😖hifty:

are you serious?..what next,he can walk barefoot on lava 😆

Originally posted by Thanos_1971
are you serious?..what next,he can walk barefoot on lava 😆

Samuel wins... now had it been "Sharks" on a plane then it would have been different.

Shark>Samuel but not LL. 😉

Originally posted by badabing
Bruce has developed an immunity to snake venom. He has injected light doses of venom and toxin from every venomous creature on the planet over a period of years and can't be harmed by any toxin from jellyfish, spiders and snakes to poison dart frogs, stinging insects and scorpions... I am completely full of crap. 😖hifty:

How did you do that?

That kicks @$$

Originally posted by Reaper777
How did you do that?

That kicks @$$

Okay.......if this were steve rogers or frank castle it might have been different but Bruce.....I say they lose. You theyt could just drop the cabin temperature to 60 degrees and the snakes would probably get weak.

Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
Samuel wins... now had it been "Sharks" on a plane then it would have been different.

Shark>Samuel but not LL. 😉

This should help everybody decide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44

Originally posted by badabing
Highlight the space after the periods at the end of my post.

Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
Samuel wins... now had it been "Sharks" on a plane then it would have been different.

Shark>Samuel but not LL. 😉

Or dinosaurs. 🙄

It's on Bruce's plane right?.... well doesn't he keep the snake repellent spray next to the shark repellent?

That's Adam West Prime. He's not allowed.

You'd might as well have it be Parallax on the jet with Samuel L.

Why not Samuel L as Batman on the Bat Jet with Snakes. Or Robin on a bat jet with girls 😱