Snakes on a BatJet...

Originally posted by bean_machine
The other day I was at Blockbuster and was browsing through all the new releases and I found one titled Snakes on a Train. I was like OMFG and started laughing.

How the hell did Snakes on a Train come out before Snakes on a Plane?

BTW Bruce dies a horrible death, while Samuel L. Jackson kills all the snakes with his profanity and his badass aura.

From working at blockbuster ive come to notice (lately atleast) that every somewhat major movie that comes out has a simotainous/pre release of a similar movie, or the original** I saw that too and was wondering if it was an old movie or just a spinoff?? i duno
lol
goofy tho
but i bet it just sux, and isint funny/sucky

Originally posted by badabing
This should help everybody decide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44

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bruce is .........

didya know every few weeks he has wayne-corp scour the globe for perfume and truck it to Wayne-Manor. then he smells & memorises the contents of each vial.

The Venom thing is concrete. Bruce ever planning ahead and initiating failsafes for contingencies and further back up plans for back up plans has forseen just such an incident and protected himself.

Most of the passangers will die, Samuel will vent his fury, Bruce will play possum. strike Samuel from behind, run screaming to the locker room, retrieve belt, gas everyone land the plane, call alfred to have a car waiting for Samuel then fake conciousness .

Originally posted by don't shiv
...Bruce will play possum. strike Samuel from behind...

Sure. The odds of Bruce Wayne striking Samuel from the back are not good. I would say there is a 1/infinity chance for Bruce. 🙁

I mean come on its Samuel L. Jackson were talking about here. 😉

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Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
Samuel wins... now had it been "Sharks" on a plane then it would have been different.

Shark>Samuel but not LL. 😉

Just came back from watching the movie and I think all Samuel Jackson gotta say is "I sick and tired of all these muther****in snakes on this muther****in Batjet"