Do you name your body parts?

Started by Darth Kreiger5 pages
Darth Kreiger Senior Member
Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
But America can never find WMDs can they...is it that...small

Owned wounded1

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

"Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube
Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
But America can never find WMDs can they...is it that...small

Nah, I just know where to hide it. They don't check women's vaginas for WMD's, after all.

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member
Originally posted by BackFire
Nah, I just know where to hide it. They don't check women's vaginas for WMD's, after all.

Touche...good luck getting on a plane though...

Noble Strong Restricted

From Now On i name my Dick, WAD (Weapon of Ass Destruction)

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member
Originally posted by Noble Strong
From Now On i name my Dick, WAD (Weapon of Ass Destruction)

We saw it the first time, it was unfunny then...and it remains so.

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube
Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Touche...good luck getting on a plane though...

They just think it's a jackhammer, I usually can stow it safely in the overhead bin.

Noble Strong Restricted
Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
We saw it the first time, it was unfunny then...and it remains so.

and who gives a flying F if its funny or not? i dont. you shouldnt either.

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member
Originally posted by Noble Strong
and who gives a flying F if its funny or not? i dont. you shouldnt either.

You posted the same "joke" twice...be creative...

Originally posted by BackFire
They just think it's a jackhammer, I usually can stow it safely in the overhead bin.
Oh thats ok then, I thought you boarded planes with it in it's usual "hiding" place...

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

I've tried, doesn't work out very well, though. You know, a plane is supposed to be "family friendly" or some shit.

Noble Strong Restricted

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
You posted the same "joke" twice...be creative...


ran out of creation fuel so "F"rench it

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

You could just slip into some extra large clothing and pretend you are Siamese Twins, joined in an interesting place.

Noble Strong Restricted
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
You could just slip into some extra large clothing and pretend you are Siamese Twins, joined in an interesting place.

馃槀 is it even possible? siamese twins (male female) joined down there?

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Noble Strong
馃槀 is it even possible? siamese twins (male female) joined down there?
*shrugs* I don't know. But my uncle managed to get a bag full of live pigeons as hand luggage onto a plane once. Anything can happen.

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

馃槓

Noble Strong Restricted

lol that would be interesting i guess a male+female siamese twins joined down there could happened

i call it manjyna

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Noble Strong
lol that would be interesting i guess a male+female siamese twins joined down there could happened
You go and try that out. Come back in a few years and tell us how it went.

Noble Strong Restricted

wanna help me test the theory then?

Lady Fianna Wisdomous

Originally posted by Noble Strong
wanna help me test the theory then?
Sadly no, I have to go to bed and then I'm washing my hair for the next few years. Sorry.

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Sadly no, I have to go to bed and then I'm washing my hair for the next few years. Sorry.

You too? We're busy gals aint we. dodgy