The top 25 things not to say to a naked man
25) That's it?
24) Wow - look at all the hair on your back
23) Maybe you should start going to the gym more.
22) That was fine dear....pass me the vibrator.
21) Wake me when it is over...OK?
20) I think the condom is too big.
19) Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
18) You want me to....what...?!?!?
17) Well, that explains the padded pants.
16) Did you take out the garbage yet?
15) My husband is in the marines.
14) He's due home anyday now.
13) Is that a toupee?
12) So THAT'S what your ex warned me about.
11) No.
10) Surgery might be able to help.
9) Not until you've showered.
8) That must be my mother on the phone.
7) Your brother is bigger.
6) Your best friend is bigger.
5) Your father is bigger.
4) Wow!! Look at the size of your.....beer gut.
3) Size doesn't REALLY matter.
2) You might want to see a doctor about that.
and the number one thing not to say to a naked man . . . . . . .
1) bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!