Creation vs Evolution

Originally posted by Alliance
This is stupid and bordering on offensive imo.

It was a stupid little joke... if you didn't find it funny, no worries, it wasn't very funny and I'll be the first to admit it. But offensive? Seriously, now, you're a big boy, I'm sure you've seen and lived through worse.

I should have specified it was not just you, but one member in particular has been spamming the forum with it.

So have we pretty much stopped talking about evolution and creationism now?

Well, someone must make a stupid on topic comment.

Evolution tried to rape Jesus. You wouldn't support a rapist, would you?

Yes, but only if it was raping Jesus. Jesus was a Darwinist.

Originally posted by FeceMan
So have we pretty much stopped talking about evolution and creationism now?

This thread is quite large, the basics have been covered repeatedly and the non-basics have been covered as well... this is merely the calm before the storm.

Eventually someone will post something like "If the 'big bang' created monkeys who then 'evolved' into humans, why are there still monkeys in the zoo?!?" and the discussion will start up again.

Originally posted by Robtard
This thread is quite large, the basics have been covered repeatedly and the non-basics have been covered as well... this is merely the calm before the storm.

Eventually someone will post something like "If the 'big bang' created monkeys who then 'evolved' into humans, why are there still monkeys in the zoo?!?" and the discussion will start up again.

Humans did not evolve from monkeys. 🙄 😆

He's quite aware.

Originally posted by Alliance
He's quite aware.

And so am I. It's called a joke 😬

What's a "joke"

Originally posted by Alliance
What's a "joke"

joke
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
5. practical joke.
–verb (used without object)
6. to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us.
7. to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking.
–verb (used with object)
8. to subject to jokes; make fun of; tease.
9. to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience.
[Origin: 1660–70; < L jocus jest]

🙄

Sorry, my english is not that good.

Originally posted by Alliance
Sorry, my english is not that good.

Mine English am prefect.

Hey, on the plus side, Urizen hasn't inundated us with spam about how Adam was actually a homosexual.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Hey, on the plus side, Urizen hasn't inundated us with spam about how Adam was actually a homosexual.

Actually before Eve was created would Adam have even had a sexuality?

Not if Adam and Eve were created at the same time, as Genesis 1 suggests.

However, I'f suggest that regardless of weather genesis 1 or 2 is correct, sexuality is a sinful subject that was not instituted until after they were kicked out of eden. Becuase we all know that women are dirty, especially because their bodies are controlled by their uteruses and not by thiers brans as men are.

It wasn't even proper do publically discuss many aspects of sexuality, especially childbirth, until the early 1800s.

Originally posted by Alliance
What's a "joke"

I really don't have time for this. 🙄 😈

Sorry, its not my fault.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Actually before Eve was created would Adam have even had a sexuality?

According to the Bible, God created Adam from dirt and then breathed life into him etc etc. etc.. God had not initially intended Adam to have a partner or if God did initially intend Adam to have a partner [Eve] it doesn't really matter; regardless of either, God did not initially intend for them to have sex, as sex came after original sin [knowledge]... so, why would God create Adam with testicles and Eve with breast and a uterus?