The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

😂 very high risk of getting broken. rather expensive glasses.
But thankyou. I pick my glasses very carefully and spend alot of money on them. I have to wear them every day for 2 yrs or more. So they have to be just right. you wouldnt believe how stupid the wrong glasses can make you look.

I prefer to wear contacts but I can afford them at the moment.

Ah, so I see you're not the missionary-vaginal sex (aka Vanilla-Sex) only kind of girl. Good to know; noted for future reference.

Um there are young ones on the boards! 😂

Originally posted by Lara
😂 put that thing away!

Oh I uh..think I know a place I could put it 😖hifty: Yup...I made sexual reference, and if you would like to write me any sexual reference all you need is some paper and a crayon 😉

silly boy! 🙄

these guys jump straight for the sex, what ever happened to dating someone before sexing it up?

i don't know, i'm an old man in a young mans body.
back in my day, elvis was still the king.

i like to have sex on the 1st date or at least the 3rd if not i feel like i am being played

I have been told I look like a cross between this

and this.

yeah. thats right ladies.
I am still SINGLE!

seems most men these days need lessons in chivalrous ettiquet!

Originally posted by Lara
seems most men these days need lessons in chivalrous ettiquet!

I have lots of....ettiquet

No idea what that means 💃

women need to stop being gold diggers and start offering to pay and not expect others to do it.

wikipedia: Etiquette (pronounced [,eti'ket]) is a code of behavior that delineates expectations for social behavior according to contemporary conventional norms within a society, social class, or group. The French word étiquette, signifying ticket (of admission, etc.) first appeared in English in 1750.[1]

King, I pay my own way! I'm no golddigger!

So in France....I'm a ticket

i am a gentlemen on a date...

Originally posted by King Castle
i am a gentlemen on a date...

I highly doubt that

i am. i only change when she is a b$##$..

if she isnt a lady i am not a gentlemen.

I'm veeeery nervous on dates

key is to be yourself. I'm sorry if i have to belch, I'm gonna belch 😂 I also prefer cider to wine or alchopops. I used to smoke I quit 6wks ago, and I was smoking roll ups not taylor-mades 😂

...I'd soooo try and get you drunk knowing this, wake up in the morning in a bathtub missing a kidney

Originally posted by Slay
Fine, fine. Here I am. With a silly hat.