The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

hey! back off beehatch! I need both my kidneys! 😛

No...you have two see...you just need one

Pump some low grade beaver tranquilizer into you...think that could work better than alcohol

no, I need BOTH of my kidneys 😂 I have Lupus.

Well there's a pair of speakers on the black market that I need so...

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I'll woo you with my cool dance moves

31dance

do you transform into a hybrid wolf/ human or do you go all dire wolf only?

Me? Or Lara Croft?

Originally posted by Lara
seems most men these days need lessons in chivalrous ettiquet!

Not I, my lady. I wouldn't try to put it up your butt until at least the 3rd date. Etiquette, etiquette, etiquette.

Originally posted by Lara
New pics. I had my hair done today so its very "tame"

Cute glasses 😊

And yeah, I definitely know what you mean about being picky about choosing a pair. I generally have to try on every pair at least three times before I select one I'm happy with.

I'd enter the doors of mordor on the 1st date...she would not be awake however

With a sleeping partner, where's the fun in that.

Well depends if she's up for it

Originally posted by steverules_2
Well depends if she's up for it

Ha, you made a funny.

I most certainly did lulface

in the words of Bella Swan "uh, definately not!"

Originally posted by Lara
in the words of Bella Swan "uh, definately not!"

Why would you quote her?

Bella Swan, oh...that b*tch...but with Kristen Stewart playing her the only place Ed could put it is 'her' butt

Originally posted by Lara
in the words of Bella Swan "uh, definately not!"

Hahahaaaa, no. Bella Swan is totally the type of chick who's into butt-sex, totally.

Edit: Or what Stevie said.

You would know awesome