The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

I am not motivated enough for shopping up pics to impress Astner.

Originally posted by Dolos
I am not motivated enough for shopping up pics to impress Astner.

Originally posted by Astner
Impressing me will be the high point of your life.

I know. 🙁

He's talking to himself, again. Get the medication.

You need to lean out Estacado. There's a lot of fat there that is hidng musculature.

Originally posted by Dolos
Astner, my entire routine if for BODYWEIGHT strength.

That means minimal fat and highly strung overall muscle mass distributed across all of my body for movement, not big aggregated overbearing muscles for strength.

Originally posted by Raisen
You need to lean out Estacado. There's a lot of fat there that is hidng musculature.

And leaning down is NOT a matter of cardio or eating healthier. It's a matter of eating less.

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Originally posted by Dolos
And leaning down is NOT a matter of cardio or eating healthier. It's a matter of eating less.

you're so wrong it's crazy. I'm 205 at 5' 9" to 5'10" with very little fat. it's hard to tell I'm even that heavy because of the low fat percentage. I eat fast food every day and probably every 3 hours or so. All you have to do is lift weights and regularly engage in a dynamic sport.

You're going to have a heart attack at 60, six-pack and all. Congrats.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
You're going to have a heart attack at 60, six-pack and all. Congrats.

I'll look excellent in the casket and will sleep the eternal sleep knowing that I looked good and got to eat what I want.

Meanwhile, other people will live 35 years longer, content because they too get to look great and eat what they want, the difference being that what they like to eat doesn't shorten their life span.

Always thought the "i get to eat what i want" argument was lulzy, as if healthy people are resentful of the fact that they don't eat shitty food every day.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Meanwhile, other people will live 35 years longer, content because they too get to look great and eat what they want, the difference being that what they like to eat doesn't shorten their life span.

Always thought the "i get to eat what i want" argument was lulzy, as if healthy people are resentful of the fact that they don't eat shitty food every day.

Could be that or it could be that I'm genetically superior to you and come from a family that mostly lives past the 100 year mark and never watched what they ate. LULZ. Some people are just stronger than others. Guess that's me.

Lol

Even if that were true, that doesn't change the fact that it would behoove you, when giving out health advice and ancedotes, to throw in a disclaimer that your advised methods are very likely to cause, you know, death, to the majority of people who heed it.

Since eating shit every day and expecting to live a long time so long as you work out a lot is a fool hardy notion unless, apparently, you have 1 in 1000 genetics.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
You're going to have a heart attack at 60, six-pack and all. Congrats.

I noticed you hating a lot in this thread. You mad that you fat and nasty? Or is it something else?

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Lol

Even if that were true, that doesn't change the fact that it would behoove you, when giving out health advice and ancedotes, to throw in a disclaimer that your advised methods are very likely to cause, you know, death, to the majority of people who heed it.

Since the majority of people aren't superman, and therefore will die horribly and below the average expectancy if they follow your advice.

You've been hating a lot on this thread.

Yeah. I loathe the fact that I'm fat and unattractive. I vent this self-loathing by pointing out terrible advice when I see it on the internet.

Curious, aside from pointing out your terrible advice and lol'ing at Dolos' androgyny above, what other hating have I done in this thread?

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Lol

Even if that were true, that doesn't change the fact that it would behoove you, when giving out health advice and ancedotes, to throw in a disclaimer that your advised methods are very likely to cause, you know, death, to the majority of people who heed it.

Since eating shit every day and expecting to live a long time so long as you work out a lot is a fool hardy notion unless, apparently, you have 1 in 1000 genetics.

I'm curious about your diet, besides the Haterade of course, how consistent are you with it and what do you eat.

I can't help but notice that you haven't posted a picture.

Goatee status