The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

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I can't help but notice your thumb sinking into the flab of your stomach in the first picture.

205 with very little fat? Har.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I can't help but notice your thumb sinking into the flab of your stomach in the first picture.

205 with very little fat? Har.

LOL. Here comes the hate. Why would you try to come at me like that when I never said anything to you? You stink of hate

Originally posted by Raisen
I'm curious about your diet, besides the Haterade of course, how consistent are you with it and what do you eat.

My diet's been a bit of an evolution over the years. When I was young, up to about my twenties, I ate a lot of crap; McDonalds mostly, though I tended to branch out to more "exotic" food like taco bell when the mood struck me.

Around my early thirties I grew dissatisfied with that life style, though. I was really unhealthy and I lacked confidence; I realized it was my diet, so I changed it up. I realized that what I needed was more red meat. It was the bread bun and taco shell, the occasional vegetable that the mexican working the drive-through window forgot to keep off my food even though I ordered it plain, that was holding me back. So I abandoned the fast food altogether and started cooking my own meals, nothing but red meat all day; pork, steak etc.

That felt good, but eventually I started getting depressed again. I started hating my body, and it took a lot of meditation and therapy to figure out why: I was neglecting my male instincts. The truth is, men were created by jesus christ to kill other living creatures, and by buying and eating things that were already dead, I was denying my need to hunt.

So what I did was, I started eating my neighbors' pets.

I'd wait till they were gone for work or taking their kids to school, then break into their house and abduct their pets- dogs, cats, fish, hamsters -bring them back to my house and eat them whole.

I know what you're thinking, but hear me out. Eating raw animals is only unhealthy if you go about it the wrong the way. I do 900 push-ups a day, play badminton with my bros, and do a lot of meditation and jeet kun do to calm my inner spirit. That my family has great genetics that allows me to eat raw meat and live to be a 130 also helps.

My therapist tells me that I'm going to die at 50 from my diet, but she's a cow who's like 5'10 and 120 pounds, what does she know about fitness? All I know is that I've got a 6-pack, tons of confidence and energy, and my ED's even gone away. Even if I do die young, so what? I'll die happy knowing that I look great and ate what I wanted.

Originally posted by Raisen
LOL. Here comes the hate. Why would you try to come at me like that when I never said anything to you? You stink of hate
You were picking on my boyfriend.

haermm

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
My diet's been a bit of an evolution over the years. When I was young, up to about my twenties, I ate a lot of crap; McDonalds mostly, though I tended to branch out to more "exotic" food taco bell when the mood struck me.

Around my early thirties I grew dissatisfied with that life style, though. I was really unhealthy and I lacked confidence; I realized it was my diet, so I changed it up. I realized that what I needed was more red meat. It was the bread bun and taco shell, the occasional vegetable that the mexican working the drive-through window fprgot to keep off my food even though I orfere it plain, that was holding me back. So I abandoned the fast food altogether and started cooking my own meals, nothing but red meat all day; pork, steak etc.

That felt good, but eventually I started getting depressed again. I started hating my body, and it took a lot of meditation and therapy to figure out why: I was neglecting my male instincts. The truth is, men were created by jesus christ to kill other living creatures, and by buying and eating things that were already dead, I was denying my need to hunt.

So what I did was, I started eating my neighbors' pets.

I'd wait till they were gone for work or taking their kids to school, then break into their house and abduct their pets- dogs, cats, fish, hamsters -bring them back to my house and eat them whole.

I know what you're thinking, but hear me out. Eating raw animals is only unhealthy if you go about it the wrong the way. I do 900 push-ups a day, play badminton with my bros, and do a lot of meditation and jeet kun do to calm my inner spirit. That my family has great genetics that allows me to eat raw meat and live to be a 130 also helps.

My therapist tells me that I'm going to die at 50 from my diet, but she's a cow who's like 5'10 and 120 pounds, what does she know about fitness? All I know is that I've got a 6-pack, tobs of confidence and energy, and my ED's even gone away. Even if I do die young, so what? I'll die happy knowing that I look great and ate what I wanted.

Funny, and full of spite. I love it.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You were picking on my boyfriend.

Why didn't you just say so earlier. I don't want her, I was just flirting.

You couldn't handle Tzeentch._. He'd rip your throat out, stick a pike up your ass, and roast you for dinner.

Only I can handle him.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You couldn't handle Tzeentch._. He'd rip your throat out, stick a pike up your ass, and roast you for dinner.

Only I can handle him.

He's got problems bro

I can fix him.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I can fix him.

The dude ate hamster and dogs. He's too far gone. Go for Damborgson instead. He's sensitive and easy since Thor dumped him for Hulk

Originally posted by Raisen
Funny, and full of spite. I love it.
You asked me what my diet was...

Originally posted by Raisen
The dude ate hamster

I know, gosh, I can't believe Tzeentch._ posted details from the first time he gave me a rimjob. How embarrassing.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
You asked me what my diet was...

My grandmother turns 98 this year. She still walks freely and drinks a 40 oz of Budweiser every day, at least. Still smokes. I figure if I go even harder, and slam 10 shots of El Jimador every day, I'll live to 230 years old.

Don't believe what the doctors tell you. They have their own agenda.

Yeah, Shane was one of my neighbors' pets. Screampaste kept him locked up in a chest in his basement until I found him.

Originally posted by Raisen
My grandmother turns 98 this year. She still walks freely and drinks a 40 oz of Budweiser every day, at least. Still smokes. I figure if I go even harder, and slam 10 shots of El Jimador every day, I'll live to 230 years old.

Don't believe what the doctors tell you. They have their own agenda.

Yeah, that's what I think when my doctor whines about "getting tapeworms and bacterial infections" when I tell him about my pet eating escapades.

It's like, "doctor, do you even lift?"

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Yeah, Shane was one of my neighbors' pets. Screampaste kept him locked up in a chest in his basement until I found him.

Yeah, that's what I think when my doctor whines about "getting tapeworms and bacterial infections" when I tell him about my pet eating escapades.

It's like, "doctor, do you even lift?"

LOL at do you even lift.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I can't help but notice your thumb sinking into the flab of your stomach in the first picture.

205 with very little fat? Har.

He's still around 10% due to more muscle dispersed around his entire body.

I am going more for 6%. To get there from my current 10% I need to stop eating a lot and actually starve myself on and off, making sure my weight drops rapidly, until I've lost upward of about 40 pounds, keep it off for 28 days after that, and then start protein re-uptake by eating lots of...well...protein. I will most likely not gain weight from protein, but I will gain all of my muscle back due to muscle memory. There is a such thing as metabolism, which is the body's propensity to maintain it's weight and fat percentage, and there's muscle memory, when you lose a lot of weight and keep off long enough, muscle memory is going to restore the muscle by utilizing more protein and fat in your diet, while at the same time your metablism (which has adjusted to your weight), will prevent you from gaining weight outside of the muscles that get rebuilt, if necessary it will take off all the fat it can before your start gaining weight, that's the most powerful and expedient possible method to toning.

You guys should go make a thread.

Y'know for bragging about muscle mass and dietary plans and the amount of testosterone you have per square inch and hamsters and shit.

js. k.

Do you even lift Kharma?