The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by Stealth Moose2,838 pages

Originally posted by Impediment
I have three cats: Isaac, Isis, and Isabel.

All are tuxedo.

👆

Originally posted by Bardock42
This is me, btw:

fite me irl.

Originally posted by Oneness
Lucky, we're buried in snow here lately.

The pic is about a year old I think. But we are lucky, and don't have snow yet.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

fite me irl.

Eh, I don't do fights I'll definitely win.

shave that stubble and get a haircut, hippie.

Originally posted by Bardock42
The pic is about a year old I think. But we are lucky, and don't have snow yet.

Eh, I don't do fights I'll definitely win.

I'm a six year black belt Jeet Kun Do expert who was an ex-Marine and fought off six sharks in unarmed combat while submerged in water.

You cannot hope to stand against me.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane

Trying to get rid of that last little pooch from taking steroids...really need to start lifting weights. Suggestions on how to begin?

You look great, but if you really want to smooth out your midsection your problem is not fat, it's just that your torso isn't particularly muscular. Please not that a muscular torso on a gal isn't a bad thing at all. As long as you're not crazy swole with huge abs or whatever.

If you want a particular circuit that's good specifically for your torso area, to fill in your figure, you should go to a local gym, and find a decline sit up bench. Place a 10-35 pound plate by it. After a set of stomach crunches, grab the plates and do this exercise:

YouTube video

Then, go back to stomach crunches. Repeat for 4 sets or more.

This will strengthen your obliques. There are also squats and deadlifts to tone up other feminine areas if it's important to you. Use the gym's trainers to teach you proper technique for everything. They're there to help you out.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I'm a six year black belt Jeet Kun Do expert who was an ex-Marine and fought off six sharks in unarmed combat while submerged in water.

You cannot hope to stand against me.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Bardock42
YouTube video

How did you find my ****ing resumé. You a hacker?

Originally posted by Cat Lady
Here is a picture of me with one of my precious cats.

Nice pussy.

Originally posted by Bardock42
This is me, btw:

Nice jacket. Lookin' spiffy, dude.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

"Gorilla warfare" 👆

Originally posted by Bardock42
How did you find my ****ing resumé. You a hacker?

This is but a small part of my uber resume.

*facepalm

Originally posted by Bardock42
But we are lucky, and don't have snow yet.
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Where do you live!?

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This is a picture of me:

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is a picture of me:

You're finally coming out. 👆

What is it like 20 posts per page!!? This is MADNESS!

Originally posted by Oneness
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Where do you live!?

So you can kill me in my sleep? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

Kill you for living in nice weather! 😛