The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Originally posted by Robtard
You're finally coming out. 👆

Are we going to the club later, or something?

Robtard only goes for men of power. Like the department heads at the local tech college.

Originally posted by Bardock42
This is me, btw:

Really like this photo of you. So cute. Did Sancty take it?

Originally posted by Oneness
You look great, but if you really want to smooth out your midsection your problem is not fat, it's just that your torso isn't particularly muscular. Please not that a muscular torso on a gal isn't a bad thing at all. As long as you're not crazy swole with huge abs or whatever.

If you want a particular circuit that's good specifically for your torso area, to fill in your figure, you should go to a local gym, and find a decline sit up bench. Place a 10-35 pound plate by it. After a set of stomach crunches, grab the plates and do this exercise:

YouTube video

Then, go back to stomach crunches. Repeat for 4 sets or more.

This will strengthen your obliques. There are also squats and deadlifts to tone up other feminine areas if it's important to you. Use the gym's trainers to teach you proper technique for everything. They're there to help you out.

Awesome! Thanks so much. 🙂

Originally posted by Bardock42
This is me, btw:

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Really like this photo of you. So cute. Did Sancty take it?

Originally posted by parenthesis
You look like Bobby from King of the Hill.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Awesome! Thanks so much. 🙂

I'm actually surprised you bothered to read that.

I'm glad you're considering bodybuilding, I go to a gym and MANY women do it without ever getting too big or losing their feminine features (none of them become flat lol). Training will help your body regulate its natural hormone levels, and you're not going to get too big trust me. Good luck! Go out there and have fun!

Me at work, shooting pipe.

I'd like to shoot your pipe.

Me at work, cabbed up from the cold.

Me at home, reading family material for healthy productivity.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'd like to shoot your pipe.

You tease!

IMPEDIMENT IS EVUL.

Also, you look hardcore. Who would win in a fight - you, Bardock, or Backfire?

I could never fight BackFire or Bardock.

We're lovers, not fighters.

No but I'm pretty sure Imp could kick our asses, he's been in the military, where as I've simply been sitting on my ass looking pretty my whole life, while Bardock would keep trying to covertly touch Imp's dick while being pummeled.

Originally posted by BackFire
We're lovers, not fighters.

No but I'm pretty sure Imp could kick our asses, he's been in the military, where as I've simply been sitting on my ass looking pretty my whole life, while Bardock would keep trying to covertly touch Imp's dick while being pummeled.

I don't know about fight, but I'm in for a "sitting on my ass" contest!

I'm game. Let's do this.

Originally posted by BackFire
We're lovers, not fighters.

No but I'm pretty sure Imp could kick our asses, he's been in the military, where as I've simply been sitting on my ass looking pretty my whole life, while Bardock would keep trying to covertly touch Imp's dick while being pummeled.

I lol'd.

Originally posted by BackFire
I'm game. Let's do this.

Way ahead of you.

I actually haven't stood up in months. I should probably get help.

Originally posted by BackFire
I actually haven't stood up in months. I should probably get help.

Okay, ground rules....does lying down count?